khaleesi

Sometimes NSFW

[fnippsh]

she’s a lil’ wicked ☾

[champagnemanagement]

[gharibajameel]

sorry for leading all of you on, and catfishing you. this is actually what i look like irl

[darkvore-deactivated20161203]

[doublejoeseven]

He’s flatlining, doctor uwu

[groundpoison]

*sees light at the end of the tunnel* what’s this? OwO

[redcorset]

I love the moon!!!! she follows me everywhere to make sure I’m safe

[nicolas-px]

I’ve got a

jra for my jitties

and some

janties for my jussy

[busket]

This has to stop.

[thelastasgaardian]

Why are there pockets in the janties?

[nicolas-px]

Obviously to hold my

jondoms

[the-badguy]

“She wanted a storm to match her rage.”

— George R.R. Martin, A Feast for Crows (via resqectable)

[bladesplay-deactivated20170108]

[thebootydiaries]

me: are there any spirits listening

ouija: yes are you alone

me: yes

ouija: haha nice whats up :P

me: trying to contact my dead grandmother

ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

[donutdrawsthings]

IMPORTANT!

It’s the no-internet dinosaur’s birthday!!

Turn off your internet! He has a hat!!

[donutdrawsthings]

[unexplained-events]

In the small town of Ashland, Pennsylvania, Route 61 takes an unexplained detour; a “Keep Out” sign straddles the original highway. Ignore the warning and you’ll arrive in the abandoned town of Centralia, where an underground mine fire has been burning since 1962 when residents accidentally ignited a vein of anthracite coal. Despite efforts to stop the fire it still burns today and could burn for 250 years. Some houses still stand but most have been demolished. Fun Fact: Silent Hill was based off this town

[twofromtwo]

[gayerluke]

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

[wolfvalkyrie-blog]

why is this so fucking funny 

[gayerluke]

it’s a joke

[theweirdwideweb]

Not to be a hippie but the energy you put out into the world really does come back to you.

[shes-heavenly]

May life bring you what is meant for you

[hashtagloveloses]

POUR ONE OUT FOR COMRADE OPPORTUNITY 

and send a thank you postcard to the Opportunity team for all their hard work!

[enderboyfriend]