goldie

Anna | god I’ve been gone so long I almost aged 2 years

[the-tryhard-twihard]

you just KNOW that if Bella had idk, worn eyeshadow? edward would have been like “oh, i can’t read the WHORE’S mind. that’s weird. anyways” and the book would have ended right there.

[feministism]

[tuulikki]

That original date haunts me

[theaxonthatsaltered]

[wlw-library]

all women who wear glasses are gay. why are you wearing glasses, huh? to see other women?

[markv5]

“Технически, я не ходил по столу”…

[overachieversloth]

I’m gonna shit a brick.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

[threesideddream]

me asking for attention and affection

[toastbutteregg]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Pantagraph, Bloomington, Illinois, September 26, 1947

[whitepeopletwitter]

[afeelgoodblog]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Philadelphia Inquirer, Pennsylvania, December 7, 1922

[dragonanarchist1155]

Me reading this in 2020, almost 98 years after this was published:

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[renskylo-deactivated20211212]

[logisia-deactivated20180425]

[sonypraystation]

why is this a screenshot

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

The original post will kill if you look at it directly

[wizzardhat]

If i have to die to find out why they can’t be together than so be it

[familyfriendlycryingpoems]

[ankle-beez]

my favorite tidbit about Kung Fu Panda is that China saw it and was like "how the fuck did we not think of this before"

[ankle-beez]

China: we love kung fu and we love pandas

America: *makes a film about a panda who learns kung fu*

China: WHAT THE FUCK

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitepeopletwitter]