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this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

lady-dainty

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

catrad0rable

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

transcrowleyy

this has layers, man

fightingdragonswithwho

SPENCER REID + 😬

secondbeatsongs

Visit Original Link

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

pucket

transfemininomenon

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

senshimeshi

HEY AND YOU, AMAZING, BUT YOMBER, SO CLAYBE

best-of-reblogs

secondbeatsongs

I…wow, thanks!

I’m happy my little song edit has stuck around :) happy 15th bday, tumblr!

secondbeatsongs

okay but real talk, @best-of-reblogs, you’ve gotta share the original every-other-beat song too!

https://paulsultimatearchive.tumblr.com/post/185555798988/thelowlysatsuma-kitty-sylvie-i-am-grell

^ the post that started it all! without it, we would be nothing

mousenemy

Men's 38-in-one night time sickness cold & flu shampoo & conditioner toothpaste and mouthwash combo (plus nourishing skin formula with hydrating aloe)

val-ritz

be right back guys i need to run out to O'Reilly's Auto Parts and get another jug of Boy Juice to soak in, got a big day tomorrow and want to wash up, brush my teeth, take care of these sniffles, and exfoliate

baronmagikcarp

Folks, this exists and it's called Dr. Bronner's castile soap.

https://wildflowerbotanicals.wordpress.com/2010/11/02/18-uses-for-dr-bronners-soaps/

mousenemy

Hey what the fuck

normal-horoscopes

This is Dr Emmanuel Bronner's wikipedia image

gallusrostromegalus

It's also biodegradeable so you can take it camping without worrying about harming the enviornment, the bottle is 100% recycleable and makes for decent reading material if you're stuck on the can, it's also good dish soap and the peppermint one is so intensely flavored that a morning shower with it is a sufficient replacement for 2-4 cups of coffee.

erinnightwalker

People who can withstand aersolised peppermint Dr. Bronner's in a morning shower without spontaneously combusting in an icy ball of regret and menthol as ALL of the mucus membranes launch a body-wide murder-suicide pact are to be Feared.

speaking-impartially

Dr. Bronner’s is good stuff tho. And the bottle makes for great bathroom reading material.

nickholmes

vortexanomaly

the crumb

firelorcl

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

frodo-with-glasses

That time Legolas and Gandalf had a sass battle on the slopes of Caradhras.

guerrillatech

dr-otter

Draining and paving wetlands is just about one of the worst ideas ever. When water can disperse along a winding waterway into soft soil it slows it's movement way down. Slow water deposits sediment instead of eroding it. Plants can grow in it that clean the water and trap more sediment. That increased soil absorbs and slows extra water when there's a larger rain than usual and buffers the effects of even torrential storms.

Fast, straight waterways remove soil, and don't give water a chance to soak in. Often insult is added to injury by paving and armoring the banks (ostensibly to reduce erosion) removing any possibility of absorbing and slowing extra water. Any increase in precipitation upstream means a higher water level. A storm means catastrophic flooding.

Draining wetlands doesn't make more "usable" land, it sets the stage for tragedies.

roygaylock

somethoughtseeds

iammyfather

This is the part that the wealthy hate about most people being satisfied with what they have. If we strive for more then they can threaten us with it, but if we don’t care they have nothing to steal nor to threaten.

simonalkenmayer

In case you ever feel badly about spending the money you work hard to earn.

nontemporary

VISUAL SCIENTIST

thebootydiaries

Tears fill my eyes as I read the words on my screen. The world seems to stop spinning for the slightest second as I re-read the anonymous message over and over again, gripping on to the hope that the words will magically disappear. But they didn’t. Anon had done it; they’d figured out that the only way to make me take off my hijab was to call my hair ugly. My one weakness.

A tear streams down my left cheek.

Eight years of academy hijab training…wasted. I had to prove this extremely relevant and good-looking anonymous person wrong, I cared too much about what they thought. How could I live my life knowing that there is one person out there who thinks probably my hair is ugly maybe? How could I look myself in the mirror? How could I face my family? My shoulders shook as I cried silently, and my chair squeaked ever so slightly at the vibrations; as if it, too, was crying in sorrow.

It wasn’t until that moment that the second part of the message dawned on me… how would I prove them wrong without breaking the rules? Was it really against the rules? I reach into my hijab and pull out a scroll. At the very top, in cursive jet-black inked letters, the word ‘Rules’ stares back at me. My heart is racing as my eyes frantically read the scroll.

‘Rule #1: no killing people,’ it reads. I let out a whimper. There go my evening plans.

Suddenly, my eye catches the next words. The scroll is rustling in my trembling hands as I turn my face away, tears spraying out of my eyes like the spit of a white person as they try to justify racism. The cursive words felt more like a curse of words, vivid and refusing to disappear as if I were still staring at them even through my closed eyes.

Rule #2: don’t show ur hair girl it’s ugly lmaooooo

sithaari

i’m a mandalorian — weapons are part of my religion

levonsnape-deactivated20230929

I love The Golden Girls.

gholateg

Ya’ll don’t have any idea how fucking brave and needed these plot lines were.

This was before Ellen came out.

This was before civil unions.

This was before Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.

This was when your ass could be fired, blacklisted, and shunned with no legal protections for even being hinted at being gay.

And the Golden Girls said “Fuck you, Fuck this, we’re doing it anyway.”

silenthillmutual

I think it should be noted that Blanche’s quote about AIDS is also “It is not god punishing people for their sins” and that the episode also deals with slutshaming.

darkravn

I don’t know if people realize how much activism these women did for gay right and during the aids crisis. If you think about it they were all long established in Hollywood and Broadway. They had tons of friends personally affected and dealing with the aids crisis. Estelle Getty lost a nephew. I think they helped plant seeds in people who watched Golden Girls that helped make things a little more normalized and mainstream.