What Do You Even Put Here?

Hi yes I am a human person.

[chandra-telescope]

hope is a skill

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

[chandra-telescope]

favourite additions

[chandra-telescope]

[tenaciouswritingdragon]

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

[wonderwyrm]

[scrmnviking]

Theodor would approve.

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

[goodmurderbotpolls]

What do you think ART did with the 1cm it took off Murderbot during its surgery in Artificial Condition?

●Biohazard bin (<- what i assume its protocol is regarding discarded inorganic bits)

●Put them in cryostasis and kept them as a souvenir

●Straight to its lab to be further studied/dissected

● ^ above option and then biohazard bin

●Secret fifth option

What do you think ART did with the 1cm it took off Murderbot during its surgery in Artificial Condition?

Biohazard bin (<- what i assume its protocol is regarding discarded inorganic

Put them in cryostasis and kept them as a souvenir

Straight to its lab to be further studied/dissected

^ above option and then biohazard bin

Secret fifth option

Remaining time: 4 days 15 hours

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[silverbirching]

obviously ART cloned a tiny bullshit toddler body for 2.0 if they ever make it again.

[thoughtfulraven]

Kept them as a souvenir but put them in a decorative bowl it keeps in its quarters on itself 💖✨ a conversation starter AND ender.

[behold-a-cat]

"The bones of the last person that tried to board me behind my crew's back are in that trinket bowl on the coffee table."

[roger-taylor-owns-my-wigg]

every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

[peachdisco]

it’s fucking crazy to think about the amount of people who have sung bohemian rhapsody? like it’s such a unifying song, by nature of the fact that so many people know it. it holds so many good memories for me and other people. it’s a song you scream in the car with your friends while you drive around your boring hometown, it’s a song you drunkenly sing with your arm around your best friend, or a song you sing along to with strangers when it’s on in public. it’s bittersweet to think about freddie’s legacy carrying on like that through his masterpiece. freddie carries on because he’s a part of so many people’s good memories and bohemian rhapsody is a huge part of that.

[deathbutwithfuzzyanimals]

Reblog if you have sung bohemian rhapsody with your friends

[reikah-deactivated20190906]

every time i see this post i’m reminded of the video of 65,000 people singing bohemian rhapsody in near-perfect harmony

like, what other song can make that claim?

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

Some of the highlights of that video include:

The crowd cheering after the first stanza when they realize what they’re all doing

So many people audibly ‘doing the guitar parts’… like ya do

The sheer number of voices joining the rediculous falsetto (thanks, Roger)

How they all start jumping at the ramp-up “so you think you can stomp me”

Hands up, hundreds, thousands deep for the final “ooooo”s and the last line to close the song

[m00nymonster]

If you wanna smile for 5 minutes watch the video

[mlerpwonders]

All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

[mlerpwonders]

you laugh now, but when my gatorinator is ready, it's all over

[peregreen]

[mlerpwonders]

update:

transmogrifying my haters into an animal that is known for something called the "death roll" has backfired in a manner no one could have forecasted

[peregreen]

[mlerpwonders]

Having taken stock of the situation, it's not as bad as I originally thought. It's not like these crocodilians are an urgent problem, much less a representation of my own mortality. There's no ticking clock here.

[peregreen]

well now you're just doing this on purpose

[mlerpwonders]

I think that's the highest tags forecast I have received so far.

[stargazingdustbunny]

Posts that have 100k gators to me.

[mlerpwonders]

Actually there are only 5 gators in my post, but it is an understandable mistake.

[stargazingdustbunny]

Now there are 100,005 gators on this post

[mlerpwonders]

...

You know what? Good job.

Other people said this post had thousands of notes in their mind, but only contributed two notes.

You? You said that it had 100k gators to you.

And then you did it.

+1 respect point.

[paulgadzikowski]

now that's what i call a

gator aid

[awwnutbunnies]

Take a look at Gators Georg here.

[king-of-kaoss]

Murderbot + inability to stop letting more monkeys into its circus

[hug-your-face]

via @swatercolor [insta]

[hug-your-face]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Remember that we’ll see it through the next 969 (nice) days

[lyraeon]

who taught you that suffering in silence was noble, and how would you shutting up have benefited them?

[lyraeon]

this also counts for all those times you kept your mouth shut and didn't complain because you were being polite, and people would gladly have changed things if you had just asked. your suffering was not noble. you do not get a cookie for it, you do not get a tally mark next to your soul's score for grinning and bearing it. your suffering serves no purpose. break free of it. you deserve comfort.

[crabussy]

media trope that makes me want to throw up and cry is when a character realises there's no way they're making it out of a situation in one piece. and in a single moment they accept it and turn to their distraught loved ones with The Smile. you know The Smile. sickening

[crabussy]

PETITION FOR ALL LOVABLE CHARACTERS TO STOP DOING THIS SHIT. IT BREAKS ME.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thestoryofaslut]

about fucking time

[fluffylandshark]

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

[knightofleo]

Karin Hosono, "見せて" Oil Painting, 2025

[all-pacas]

do you ever find something that is so funny and you want to share it with everyone but it also requires 18 layers of context spanning things like. 90s anime. aviation history. europop. canada. in order to even remotely understand why it is so funny

[all-pacas]

in the late 90s there was an anime called initial d which was all about street racing and drifting. naturally every single drift was played for great drama and excitement.

in 1999, an italian named giancarlo pasquini released a europop song under the alias dave rogers called Deja Vu. this song was picked up as the theme song for the above anime. it in turn became a meme, a shorthand for drifting and Cool Moves as a concept.

in 1983, air canada flight 143, a full sized 767, ran out of fuel halfway to edmonton, alberta. this is not something you want to have happen to a huge airplane. the flight chose to try and make an emergency landing at a nearby decomissioned airforce base (as they were falling fast and could not make it to a proper airport), where they ran into a second problem: they were falling out of the sky at 500 feet per mile, but reached gimli (the base in question) while still too high to safely land. normally a plane would just do a big loop-de-loop to lose altitude, but they had maybe three minutes of airtime left before they hit the ground: not enough time to make any kind of circle. the pilot, therefore, decided to execute a side slip to lose speed and altitude. this is Not a move you want to do with a massive 767, because airplanes are not built for that and if you screw it up that plane is hitting the ground at a high speed at a weird angle and breaking into a million pieces. nevertheless, the captain tried it... and succeeded. the plane landed perfectly, and there were no major injuries! (a couple of people did get minor injuries when evacuating the plane after.) he did it so well, in fact, that the plane was refueled, flown out of gimli a couple days later, and continued to fly for another 20 years with the nickname "Gimli Glider."

what is a side-slip, you ask?

it's drifting.

the guy goddamn drifted his 767.

in 2008, the tv show Mayday: Air Disaster featured the gimli glider with full reenactments as an episode on season five of their show.

and so, in conclusion, the thing i have been giggling to myself about all weekend:

[iamthelowercase]

Hello, tumblr! I saw something on here the other day that worried me, so I decided to Do Science about it. But I can't do it alone: I need your help to build the dataset!

Here's what I need you to do:

If you see a post with a "mature content" label, and it's 2026, DM me a link to the post.

Yes, that's really it.

I am hoping to collect several thousand such posts, so that I have a decent sized dataset. I do not care what the post is about; if it's labeled as "mature content", I want to add it to my dataset.

If I get 10,000 posts in my dataset before August 31st 2026, I will post my preliminary findings then. I won't feel comfortable calling my findings "settled" before 2027, unless I get over 50,000 posts.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

[baggytrousers27]

[mumblingsage]

Wait, is this origin behind

[floralflowerpower-deactivated20]

I was just thinking about Dannys hatred for Christmas and how funny / odd itd be if Amity's citizens start noticing how snappy and overly emotional and aggressive Danny gets in December and start to collectively think it's because he died in December and is still having a hard time processing it.

[floralflowerpower-deactivated20]

Been thinking more about this.

*If the theory that "ghosts exhibit powers based on how they died." Is popular in amity. Then Dannys Ice powers may also Aid the rumor that He died during the winter.

* Danny's hazmat suit could be mistaken for a ski suit.

I mean....

It would be a more logical leap for what he's wearing than a hazmat suit.

I feel like most people wouldn't even know what a hazmat suit looks like anyway.

* most people headcannon that Amity Park is in Illinois.

That state has like 5 ski resorts

I bet you Casper High even has a ski/ snowboarding team.

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I'm just saying I could completely see people running with the idea 😅💖

[cleanlenins]

You know there is that myth that avalanches can happen when you yell?

It's not true. A human can't yell that loud. It's not possible. But it is certainly entrenched in people's minds, right?

If you were buried in an avalanche, you would obviously try to get out. But if you couldn't yelling for help seems a logical step.

Too bad snow is pretty good an insulating sound.

Too bad you can't yell loud enough to clear away all that snow.

[jadenoryuu]

Let's add one more thing!

Maybe people also start to theorize that the reason why Phantom is always so quick to intervene and finish the fight to save the civilians is that the avalanche rescue never made it in time.

There is a thing called 15 golden minutes, where the buried person can still be saved, so maybe someone out of curiosity tries to time Phantom's fights and they are all less than a quarter of hour...

Fueling the Skii Incident Theory!

What do you think?

( ╹▽╹ )

[floralflowerpower-deactivated20]

I LOVE THIS 👀👀💖

[nonbinary-disaster]

Do they know about the Christmas truce? Because if they didn’t I could see some thinking that the ghosts leave phantom and amity alone because it’s when he died. Like the ghosts don’t mess with him at that time and they already think that is when he died so it has to be connected in their minds. Also I wonder if they use his appearance in this theory. He died in snow and now he has SNOW white hair. And his eyes are bright green and glow so that he’d be easier to spot in snow? Sorry that it’s rushed.

[floralflowerpower-deactivated20]

Oh no I LOVE THIS 💖💖

@nonbinary-disaster to add to your green eyes theory.

Green Is the color marker used to say a path is easy/ safe.

So Phantom is saying he is safe and dangerous given his color scheme 😅💖

[floralflowerpower-deactivated20]

Adding @beaniebaneenie comments cause they rock 👀💖

Dude the EYE thing. 👀👀💖💖

[reblogblogbog]

Black suit with bright green signal-esque highlights... first thought I had with regard to the color scale and his color scheme was something along the lines of "a path that was marked safe and green turned out to be really really not while he was on it (and it buried him in his suit)"

[elf-kid2]

If he's assumed to've been an out-of-town tourist/visitor, it would also explain why they can't find a local grave or obituary. Because he was in the area for vacation when he died, and the evidence, paper-trail, etc, is mostly in the area where his family actually lives.

[starppleb]

All of that convinced me that the Skii Incident Theory is cooler than The Portal Accident. i'll definitely will include that for my next au!

[ominousdog]

Some people in Amity start a vigil thing around christmas as a thank you.

[behold-a-cat]

Danny (as Fenton) learning about the vigil and being touched because that means that someone morns him.

They don’t have all the facts right, but finally his death is being acknowledged.

For a ghost who had only been mourned by maybe three people, who never had a grave? It means a lot.

[fanonical]

normalise being bad at roofs in minecraft. normalise not being able to make an aesthetically pleasing roof to save your life in minecraft.

[netheritenugget]

Normalize just digging into the side of a mountain to avoid making roofs in Minecraft

[wolfbeware]

yall need me to tap the sign?

here’s a roof guide that i use because i used to be shit

i dont remember the source, b/c ive had this for like years, but i suggest messing around with these roofs with different shapes/sizes of buildings

in fact, you can mix and match and have one roof with a side room with a different roof on it

honestly, have fun

[pixiis-blog]

I’ve had these saved for a long time and unfortunately don’t know the source either, but here are the other tutorials from this artist if anybody is interested!

[currann]

Oh! These are super cool!

[the-final-sif]

These were made by PixelandPoly they have an entire 40 page eBook with various design guides, alongside the ones they’ve released for free.

[reverse-void]

I’ve had this in my drafts for ages and just forgot what I was going to say-

So late reblog of this a-may-zing post!

[dracl-dragon]

ooOoo :0

[funkyspacegeek]

@teslapenguini babe,, babe look

[thulium]