[7tny]

[james-winston]

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

I’m so glad they aren’t around

[vitressence-deactivated20150307]

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Praise natural selection

[poppypicklesticks-blog]

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

[silvermoon424]

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

[sashayed]

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

[honey-andrevolution]

this is so relevant to my interests 

[siphersaysstuff]

It wasn’t just the predators. North Carolina was once home to giant ground sloths…

THAT IS A GODDAMNED LEAF-EATING SLOTH.

We’ve got a skeleton of one of these fuckers at the museum downtown, and man, just being NEAR it is unsettling.

[anneriawings]

DON’T FORGET PREHISTORIC WHALES, SOME OF THOSE FUCKERS WERE TERRIFYING

AMBULOCETUS WAS AMPHIBIOUS AND PRETTY BADASS

BASILOSAURUS WAS THIS GIANT REPTILIAN CETACEAN THAT PROBABLY SWAM LIKE A DUMB EEL BECAUSE OF ITS TINY FLUKES BUT THIS FUCKER WAS 60 FEET LONG AND AT THE TOP OF THE MARINE FOOD CHAIN

AND THEN THERE’S MY FAVORITE, ZYGOPHYSETER, WHICH WAS THIS HUGE EARLY SPERM WHALE THAT ATE SHARKS AND OTHER WHALES

IT WAS NOTHING BUT TEETH

[gallizfrey]

The reason why the animals in the prehistoric times were so big was because there was much more oxygen in the atmosphere if I recall correctly. Because there was so much oxygen and so few carbon gasses, life on earth was able to grow to terrifying lengths and heights, don’t forget how giant the bugs were.

[shabbytigers]

I have never seen so much prime nope in a single post

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Also important to note that megalodon is theorized to still be alive,possibly living in the darkest depths of the ocean. They haven’t found signs of its extinction

[king-of-the-edge]

scientists: “we haven’t seen a megalodon in quite some time now, let’s just hope it’s exstinct”

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

This whole post is my JAM not gonna lie I am fascinated by massive prehistoric animals

[catchymemes]

Father uses sons’ drawings as inspiration for anime transformations

By: Thomas Romain (twitter | instagram | youtube | patreon)

[taubeee]

La cagaron ambos 👏🏻✨

[darthvaader-deactivated20151222]

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Shout out to Ellie’s relative who fires a gun in church 

[lldaddyphilo-deactivated2019091]

Dale Hansen preaching again

[alwaysbewoke]

A WHITE DUDE FROM TEXAS SAID THIS?!?!?!

[csmitty4u]

CHECK!!!

[yan-dadon]

Damn he slept everyone in less than two minutes

[abacot]

“I’m Dale Hanson, it’s getting harder to enjoy the day” lord jebus have marsy!!!!

[queerlittlecreature-deactivated]

I love dale hansen so much

[genen0x]

I FUCKING SCREAMED AT WORK I LOVE THIS MAN PREACH SIR PREACH

[burlybanner]

Remember, Dale Hansen is also the one who spoke up about African-Americans taking a knee during the national anthem/White privilege (hint: He’s pro-knee)

And also about rape on college campuses (how it’s not the woman’s fault - warning, very personal):

 AND about Michael Sam coming out (hint: he’s calling homophobes out)

Dale knows what’s up. Take note: This is how to be an ally. Especially in Texas.

[magicfox3]

This man is amazing!!

[h0pelessnecromantic]

Here’s one more for yall on trans athletes. I love this guy, especially for his clear willingness to work on his own areas of bias and ignorance  

[losive]

Damn he gave straight FACTS

[dfjsl2j3ljaf9j3a-deactivated202]

I love my guy Dale

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[ryguy1788]

[nordichouses]

[lovefortv]

[leahberman]

flowersetting

Malibu, California

instagram

[fuckosexual]

do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are

[exceptionals]

sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say

[puckdaddyjerseyfouls]

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

typical jock

[memewhore]

[spermjacker]

[fev9r]

the one true ally

[thefitrasta]

Justin Lynch beating Michael Phelps record at just 16

[thotstothinkabout-deactivated20]

SPREAD THIS LIKE FIRE

[rainingfishandfrogs]

because you know the media never will

[melanin-goat]

Cause black excellence bitches

[literallyaflame]

letting my mom watch queer eye was a mistake. she just walked into my room, pointed at some clothes on my floor and said “hey. what would tan say about this???” and i just shuffled over to pick them up like a sad child cause i would want tan france to be proud of me :( fuck :(

[yeezy-nation]

omg

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