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they/them • 26 nonbindary lesbian. carpentry lesbian. SAFD and BASSC-certified sword lesbian

[nekomimidusteon]

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.

[softyymasc]

When the queen (girlfriend) designates u as her knight

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[themaidenofwords]

Ally Beardsley is my favorite republican

[unseenbox]

I mean, idk, I think Ana Lopez is a fictional character and thus both 'she's a lesbian in a compulsory het relationship' and 'she's a bi woman in a relationship with a dude she doesn't super like' are cromulent readings of her behavior and the *really* important part is that she's enthralled by Madelaine and should get her blood sucked a little about it.

[inber]

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

[from-and-for-nerds]

Crazy that Madelaine's kiss hypnosis hability worked on me even tho she didnt kiss me and i wasnt there and shes not real

[themaidenofwords]

Help guys I think I got hypnotized by Madelaine

[wallpapersronme]

Brennan after jumping into the only bit Lou didnt join, "I feel like you actually sometimes wear glasses in this style.

Lou adjusts his shirt cooly, "Yeah, I do"

Ally and the table all "wow" at how cool Lou is.

[some-dude-posts]

The way every Siobhan character has me in a grip, each in their own slightly different way- I swear every time I get to know a new character of hers it’s like: *looks around* “for me? Fits perfectly in the empty blorbo sized hole in the obsession/autism part of my brain”. Like every single one of them grabs me by the throat and becomes one of my hyperfixations in their own very specific way

[stuckinapril]

“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

[avvocarlo]

putt-putt saves the zoo you stupid son of a bitch

[crokka-smile-deactivated2022041]

I love Shakespeare

[junefrombug]

[feiwulian]

Oh yes, Nemesis definitely hates her.

[edgebug]

contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork

[edgebug]

calvin's dad pulling up to the house and seeing the whole driveway covered in a (completed) snowman recreation of the entire terracotta army and he takes a deep breath and greets calvin's mom with "i see calvin remembered his methylphenidate today"

[abigailspinach]

[edgebug]

[i-merani]

[fadingembers]

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

[doctorjanedee]

Everybody say thank you to Our Lord of Artistic Integrity, Bill Watterson.