Charles

I like pineapple and corn on my pizza.

[jjmorelikeotp]

"Bob gay awakening wenn Peter nach dem Surfen auf ihn zukommt " this und "Bob himmelt Fußball-sweaty Peter an" that. DIGGAH. WAS IST MIT MECHANIKER PETER DER IN EINEM TANKTOP UNTER EINEM WAGEN HERVORKOMMT UND VOLLER ÖL UND DRECK IST. WIESO REDEN WIR DA ALS SOCIETY NICHT DRÜBER. WIESO GIBT ES DA NEINE FANFIC. DER GUTE SHAW BRUDI KANN CANON AUTOS REPARIEREN UND NIEMAND GIBT IHM NEN OVERALL? Den er dann halb ausziehen und an der hüfte zusammenknoten kann??? What did he do to service this mistreatment. My beloved little 195 cm himbo. Justice for shaw.

[calladraws101]

Unexpected “partnership”

(I forgot to shade Vox hair on the last page, ignore that im sorry wahaha)

[bean00ll]

I drew a human version of that scene

[calladraws101]

Caught in the act

[a-loverspoetry]

„ah.. ehm.. Good evening?“

„Ah… yes.. a good evening indeed, my good sir“

*both continuing their evening routine*

[a-loverspoetry]

MTG Card for Alastor (Outline)

Currently absolutely fixated on Hazbin Hotel Season 2 and saw the opportunity to make a Magic Deck with all kinds of Characters of the Series.

Not quite sure yet if I like this card so far. I do want the card to be high risk/high advantage though. He is a deal maker after all.

Here are some more ideas regarding Alastor Cards I have:

Card that can be paired as a commander (Charlie/Alastor)

Make the card an instant instead (have an idea for another creature Alastor targeting the strongest creatures of other players (he did topple overlords after all))

Instead getting stronger, dealing more damage to other

Instead of risking your library cards, discard your strongest creature (so far) or reduce the power of your commander

I‘m still pretty new to MTG. So please, if you have any pointers or ideas. Those are very welcome!

[a-loverspoetry]

Honestly so happy for Vox! Finally he got Alastor on top of him and ruining him~ <3

[gothicwill]

The vindication in alastors voice when he says “you fucking creep” like I just know he’s been wanting to say that forever 😭he truly hates him and had a whole plan banking on vox being a touchy loser

[a-loverspoetry]

Honestly favorite scene. He is creepy! Poor Alastor has done nothing to deserve being touched by anyone!

[morgangalaxy43]

The both got head shotted in a way

[a-loverspoetry]

I laughed Rosie-style seeing Vox‘s death hahaha

Much more embarrassing than Alastors.

He legit tried to give his monologue in front of his followers and then got fckn hit by a TV. Haha such a loser, being then „reborn“ in hell with a TV head.

He’s so pathetic I love him.

[aokuro-san]

Look, I'm so fed up with the weak arguments I see, especially on Twitter/X, criticizing non-existent problems in Hazbin Hotel that I need to vent for a moment (you're going to pay the price, sorry xD And I haven't even seen the last two episodes of the season).

People really like to deliberately forget certain details about Hazbin Hotel so they can constantly say, "Why would they give Lute (and consequently Adam) such an impressive song if he's not going to do anything for the rest of the season?" Ah. I suppose I could agree with you IF THE SERIES ENDED HERE (and TWO MORE SEASONS hadn't been confirmed a long time ago) AND, wow!, IF THEY HADN'T DONE THE SAME THING WITH VOX IN THE PREVIOUS SEASON (as some intelligent people pointed out).

Stayed Gone appeared in episode 2 of season 1, but Vox didn't become important and a real threat until season 2.

Why couldn't Lute have the same development? Even better! Why do people seem to forget that it was Lute who mentioned that Adam and Lilith had a deal at the end of season one, that they're still in contact, and that if the following seasons revolve around this enigmatic character (based on the deductions of these great detectives, note my sarcasm), WOULDN'T HE BE CAPABLE OF PLAYING A KEY ROLE IN ALL OF THIS?

Damn, you guys are making me angry! Haha!

Also, something they never seem to consider is that Hazbin Hotel has many different kinds of antagonists (or morally ambiguous characters, in general), and not all of them have to be the center of attention. Take Alastor, for example. Everyone loves Alastor, but he's actually the kind of villain who lets things run their course, only intervening when absolutely necessary. He uses words and cunning to manipulate Vox and Charlie into doing things they might unknowingly regret… I love it, haha! It's so demonic, in my opinion.

Why shouldn't Lute have the opportunity to show this side of herself? Or to be more patient? (Her impulsiveness in the previous season led her to the worst possible scenario, which wouldn't surprise me…). In fact, she already has, in a way. In episode 5, we see her intently watching Charlie (who, due to the trauma of the final battle, either doesn't notice her or deliberately ignores her—something people constantly forget in order to criticize her this season as if her behavior were new or unrelated to all of this. Every character (and every person) has their own way of dealing with trauma!), perhaps seeking to reaffirm her perception of Charlie (which she does, and not only thanks to Vox) and, therefore, clinging even more tightly to the anger her trauma produces, while seemingly obeying orders. Lute is a soldier; he obeys even when he doesn't like it. This is demonstrated with Sera and Adam several times throughout the series.

Furthermore, Sera plays a fundamental role in shaping Lute's worldview, his thirst for revenge, and his madness (as I mentioned in another post). Sera's decision at the end of episode 5, after the Vox incident and other less serious matters, reaffirms her previous stance on the exterminations (that she hasn't gone away, that people forgive her and quickly regain hope, despite what Sera constantly demonstrates: that she doesn't trust Hell at all and only does what she does because she's forced to… Does anyone remember her blazing eyes and demented smile from episode 6 of season 1? Because I haven't forgotten them…), and also the sealing of Heaven at the end of episode 2 (And on top of that, she told Abel and Pedro that she agreed with Lute without the girl being present. Sometimes I want to kill her… Haha, it's obvious I don't like this woman), I think this gives Lute hope of having her as an ally again.

(Is Lute hallucinating not only out of guilt, but also because she doesn't see herself as capable of winning on her own? After all, she's always fought in the army AND UNDER ORDERS…!)

Look at that smug smile, so triumphant and proud. So full of confidence.

I don't know what show you're watching. Or what's going through your minds, but I think Hazbin Hotel, despite only having eight episodes per season, gives you a lot to think about, investigate, and analyze. Ignoring so many events in a row (I understand that you might miss some, it happens to me too, but…) is starting to worry me.

I apologize if anyone is offended, but… I'm really angry with people and… I can't stand this nonsense anymore (not here, nor when creating stories in general).

[a-loverspoetry]

PREACH!

[nathaliaks58]

OH DEER

ALAN, WE ARE SO FUCKED

[a-loverspoetry]

Hihihi I hope he gets so evil, vile and worse!!

And then gets crushed into the pavement. I love this man :**

[cohendyke]

the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment

[mossysjournal]

PERFECTLY describes Alastor

well, he also kinda sorta murdered many people

[nomifae]

All according to plan~😈

[rillyrillo]

🌿 Something is Lurking in the Water 🌿

[the-irreverend]

"The funniest Alastor scene doesn't exist-"

[a-loverspoetry]

I joined this ongoing dnd campaign a few months ago. I already played with them in a dungeon oneshot but was not told anything about the kingdom. Anyways while preparing a character my DM told me „do not worry, we have every role we need just have some fun and let yourself be surprised about the rest“. I trust them.

F*cking mistake!!!

Turns out the „we have a druid relax“ player cannot play anymore, magic is illegal in the kingdom except „some neat tricks for entertainment purposes“.

I play a necromancer, my closest spells to healing are wither and bloom and spare the dying and my „neatest tricks“ except minor illusions is Ray of Sickness. And I spent my days trying to convince people that I hate magic and my staff is in fact a bow.

„You want to see a neat trick my child? Look! You’re mom is not actively dying anymore!“

I love playing with them though..

[a-loverspoetry]

„Woke“: Jesus was transgender because Mary was a woman and a virgin only having two X chromosomes

Woke!: Mary was a hermaphrodite therefore having both X and Y chromosome and just looked like a woman but was able to give birth to a XY Jesus!

[a-loverspoetry]

Book Thranduil and elves in a nutshell (more or less):

————- Mirkwood

Mirkwood: *party noises* Utz utz Utz

Thranduil: sooo since is autumn I’m wearing this really pretty crown with yellow leaves and berries and—

Elves: My King! These dwarfs interupted our party three times already!

Thranduil: oh Common... - What are you doing here?

Thorin: starving in the woods.

Thranduil: you gonna tell me what you will to do next?

Thorin: no? F*ck you..

Thranduil: okay.. will wait for an answer then. In the dungeon with you!! Also here some food and drinks

————- some weeks later, Thorin and gang escape

Mirkwood: *party noises and drunk elves* Utz utz Utz

Elves: *singing some songs* those barrels are kinda heavy...well as long we have enough wine for the king

————- 2 days or so later (Smaug’s dead), marching to the lonely mountain

Thranduil: the birds and trees are talking to meeeee. Smaugs dead, people. Let’s bounce and get some jeeeeeewels. Also bad vibes about Thorin.. is it winter? I think I need my winter crown

Bard: yo heard you were actually kind and good people..? Can you help getting us some food?

Thranduil: okay.. we’ll take the long route and help

————- lonely mountain

Elves: *party noises* Utz Utz Utz

Bard: yo give us some gold!

Thorin: no! F*ck off!

Bilbo: okay Ill take that arkenstone and bounce

————- elven and human camp

Bilbo: *gets some elvish armour from the elves* here the arkenstone!

Thranduil: oh pretty Stone!!! you earned yourself that armour more then some elf prince. Even though he would look better in it

Bilbo: thanks?

Bard: WE WILL MARCH AT DAWN

————- war Part 1 - no Deal

Bard: they don’t want to make a deal! F*ck them!

Thorin: yeah let’s fight!!

Thranduil: children children.. it’s just gold. We don’t have to kill each other for that..

…

Elves: my king! The dwarfs keep attacking us! Do we defend????

————- war Part 2 - the orcs are coming, the moment the elves see them

Thranduil: excuse me?? Do my elven eyes see FILTHY. DISGUSTING. HATEFUL. orcs?? Unacceptable!! *stabbing noises*

————- war Part 3 - at Thorins Grave

Thranduil: here is your sword. Bye

————- going home with Gandalf and Bilbo

Elves: *party noises* Utz Utz Utz

Bilbo: soo here is a pretty necklace

Thranduil: for what?

Bilbo: I stole lots of wine and bread from you while the dwarfs were in jail

Thranduil: oh cool! Thanks Bilbo the great! But dare you to steal again from me... Bye Gandalf come visit us sometime!

Mirkwood: *party noises* Utz utz Utz

————-

Party King Thranduil out here, having a feast with his buds and being constantly interrupted. Just let this man talk to his trees and wear some pretty jewels!