Space Sharkie

Just cruisin' the universe for my favorite fandoms and some good art

[sosuperawesome]

Vinyl Stickers

Jin Kim on Etsy

[silly-jellyghoty]

That's it. I'm about to die of laughter and the reason why i have troubles breathing at the moment is called blunthead tree snake. Look at him. Just look at this unbelievable joke of a reptile world!

Look at those eyes. I swear, that noodle has eyes bigger than combined size of brains of it's whole family. Eyes.

Eyes!

EYES!!!

But that's not all. The whole thing looks like one of those 80's cartoons where Tom got squeezed through sewer or pasta maker and became a wiggly shoelace. I mean.. damn

Snek

You o'rite?

Hey mate

I have some live mice pinkies if you are hungry

I'm laughing so much!!! 😂🤣🤣 Honestly, this is what the ultimate winner of Snake game looks like irl. This is some serious pootoo/chicken from Moana energy right here!!!

He LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

[a-megalodont]

Precious snake son

[ferretix]

[mangowerm]

[beepost-generator]

YOU SHAVED THEM?!?

[a-megalodont]

//SPEWS DRINK

[strawbewwysamurai]

Happy Valentine’s Day from Law ! 

Edits for my sister <3

[a-megalodont]

Oh hey hey hey ash fuck u

[snowflakeeel]

- @jistring

[wizzardbaby]

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK

AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

[chickenwhite]

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE

AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

[your-mouths-a-constellation]

WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF

AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

[lennythereviewer]

WHEN IT JUMPS FROM THE MUCK

AND YOU SCREAM “WHAT THE FUCK!?”

[izhunny]

I. I didn’t know I needed this.

[infinitemachine]

Everyone, this is it. My favorite pun. Right here.

[anushbanush]

Baby on Board

[this-onegoes]

- Blythe Baird

[aw-hawkeye-no]

Me, chewing on my Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner:

The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?

Me, chewing faster:

The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

[ripe]

falconry_centre on twitter

[a-megalodont]

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[turing-tested]

guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

[vraska-theunseen]

wait what’s the difference?

[turing-tested]

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire

[a-megalodont]

An Agender Stimboard for my friendo @caliko-i ! When asked what kind of stims they like, they only replied with “Knife”

[a-megalodont]

Asexual Stimboard with clear soap cutting for my sister @purely-peachy !

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ask-goth-and-gucci]

*stabses Bruno*

Bruno: I’m sorry, wha- AA–

[a-megalodont]

The only thing that gets cut is fuit gummy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gaxbe-deactivated20151208]

So I downloaded this app that tells me what phase the moon is in and apparently it speaks in the first person

[shromo-deactivated20181202]

when the boss music slaps but you’re tryin not to die

[nutheadgee-deactivated20190314]

This is always so fucking funny to me

[a-megalodont]

Me

[wlwmiffy]