Approaching Happiness

If I like it I will reblog it. Approaching Happiness one small step at a time.

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[sweetcuties]

Follow me for more Cuties :)

[a-modernidea]

me when my computer was new: *gives computer its own room, carefully places pillows around, NOT blocking the fans of course, cleans interior every weekend, reads it bedtime stories and kisses it goodnight*

me now: *puts sandwich on main vent and listens to the crumbs bounce off my motherboard* yes. eat. grow strong like your father

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[thembocoles]

Accurate response.

[roropcoldchain]

The only response tbh

[bloodhooof]

[a-modernidea]

people think they care and they do:

Pisces, Cancer, Leo

people think they care but they don't:

Sagittarius, Gemini, Libra

people think they don't care but they do:

Virgo, Taurus, Scorpio, Aries

people think they don't care and they don't:

Aquarius, Capricorn

[medschoolapplicant-deactivated2]

Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

[mxrkgarcia-deactivated20170108]

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

[mxrkgarcia-deactivated20170108]

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

[nazvseverything]

iamxmrk:

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell

[modernpolymath]

This speaks to me on a spiritual level.

[archive95205-blog]

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

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[missmephisto]

this post had me in tears

[ghost-plot]

I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they’re not, so I’ll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs:

I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between “I have to pay a fine” and “I have to pay a fee” and I walked in and firmly stated “I have to pee” and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still haven’t been back,

[greatestgoth]

My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so I tried to say “quick” and “fast” at the same time and I ended up screaming “QUACK” which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn

[soldieronbarnes]

Recently someone in class asked me how I was doing and I started off saying I was good but switched to I’m okay in the middle and ended up saying “I’m gay.”

Which, while kind of accurate, was not what I meant to announce to my classmate.

[spankyhole]

This Halloween I was handing out candy and a child said “trick or treat” and I smiled gave them their candy and apparently my mouth betrayed me and I said “Merry Christmas” and proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky for answers while their mother laughed at me :)))))

[succlentwitch]

I was switching between “Bye Deanna” and “Goodbye” and I ended up saying “Go Die”

[stellaathena]

Sometimes I try to say “I fucking love you” but it comes out in the wrong order and then everyone’s uncomfortable.

[magebird-old]

When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still getting used to greeting customers as they came in the door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to say, “How are you doing?” and “What’s up?” I ended up demanding “What are you doing here?!”

[ledamemangociana]

something really cool happened once at the office and i started to say “i’m so amazed” but halfway through my mind changed to “that’s really amazing” and i just ended up saying “i’m really so amazing”

[umbrellabonsai-deactivated20180]

one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds were just beginning to come out again and i went to say “i’m so pumped for the birds” and “i’m so hyped for the birds” and instead i said “i’m so humped for birds”

[hipghost]

once my friend was flustered at me and she tried to say either “i’m going to punch your face” or “go suck a dick” but she said “i’m going to suck your dick”

[thebestoftumbling]

Adorable baby fakes crying when daddy tries to cut her fingernails. (x)

[castielanddeansgaything]

evilneko6118 stfuyoulittlecunt

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[misskingss]

Ron Swanson is a simple man.

[clientsfromhell]

What is this invoice? You said you charge $75 an hour. This animation is only 20 seconds long! That’s 42 cents, and that’s if we’re generous and round it up! This is what we agreed to!

Client response to an invoice for 60 hours work on an animation project. (via clientsfromhell)

[parksandfluff]

[a-modernidea]

Daily Andy x April moment:

7x13 One Last Ride part 2

[maudit]

[forthefuns]

[patrocillies]

My dash did a thing.

[pietromaximofffs-blog]

THIS IS LIKE BLOODY INCEPTION

[melodymedley]

Dasheption