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In case you aren’t familiar, Michael Scott Moore and David Rohde are both journalists. Moore was held by Somali pirates for 977 days. Rohde was held captive by the Taliban for 7 months after being abducted in Afghanistan.

dimetrodone

Sometimes I hate having a tooth gap but it allows me to be able to shoot liquids through my teeth for defensive purposes

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I just choked on my coffee

dimetrodone

If you had a tooth gap you could weaponize such an occurance

marisatomay

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows

ripe

☁️| ig: mayapolarbear

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As a Tumblr Elder I am legally allowed to shit on the floor

swarnpert

edwad

if karl marx was real he could beat you up, effortlessly. karl marx could rip your little twig body asunder

i have like half a foot on him and know all of his weaknesses

edwad

wait, “if karl marx was real”…. is he… made up?

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cryptid

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reblog if you believe

humorstar

by: Lyla Revilla | Twitter

stability

striders

i wanna know wtf was up with the dude from ratatouille that this rat could just up and jaeger pilot his ass by pullin on his hair

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hes a bottom

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So we’re really going to expose Linguini just like that huh

unpatchedglitch

you take one look at the girl he ends up with and tell me she doesn’t break out the strap on every night

striders

nothing could have prepared me for the trajectory of this post and where it ended up. i’m so glad everyone on this website is so fucking weird, thank you all