kirst the worst

living up the sagittarius-adhd-bisexual-disaster stereotype. 29. she/they

[chronicintrovert]

me: i want to reduce my stress so i should play fun video games more often!

me: decides to play hollow knight

[himynameisemail]

[batbetbitbotbut]

Safety first!

[braedenhales]

TED LASSO "LA LOCKER ROOM AUX FOLLES" [3x09]

[dadstielkline]

[totallycorrect-afcrichmond]

Jamie: Thanks, dad... Jamie: Why is everyone staring at me? Colin: You just called Coach Lasso dad. You said "thanks, dad." Jamie: What? No, I didn't. I said thanks, man. Ted: Do you see me as a father figure, Jamie? Jamie: No, if anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me. Isaac: Hey! You show your father some respect! Jamie: I didn't call him dad!

[totallycorrect-afcrichmond]

Isaac, setting down a card: Ace of spades. Jamie, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Colin, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you! Sam, trembling: What are we playing?!

[ohtendril]

#dumb of ass

[selena-soto]

[scratchybeardsweetmouth]

"Higgins has said if I sell 49% of the team, I can afford to make you one of the highest paid coaches in the league. I know people say I'm crazy but… I still think I'd be underpaying you for what you mean to this club." | Ted Lasso 1x02 ⇋ 3x12

[southpauz]

They beat up Rupert 💜

[strawberryraviegutz]

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TRUMP DID NOT SAVE TIKTOK!! THIS WAS ALL A STUNT TO MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD!!

PAY ATTENTION TO WHATEVER HAPPENS NEXT!!

[the-river-nyx]

Me at 14 and me at 22 are having a bonding moment

[callmeizukunotdeku]

listen, it might be the same account, but that's a different person trying to leave kudos

[puipui-official]

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

[froginapicklejar]

[fuck-u-maga]

snort...

[cannibalchicken]

[baebiigurl]

As a person with ADHD I fully understand this post.

[toontuska]

They're trying so hard to paint him as a bad person so they need to bring up that he was fined for being in the wrong part of a park.

[themunflower]

Project 2025 ain't gonna roll out all at once. So what we're gonna wanna do is make passing each individual part of it as difficult as possible, so there's less to undo once we finally get this country back on the rails.

[tobiasdrake]

Resist every step and do not get distracted by stupid bullshit. Distracting people with stupid bullshit is one of Trump's favorite political techniques. We saw it all over the place in the first term.

Trump will say something like "You know the Hispanics actually punch kittens, it's what they do."

And the news will be like "TRUMP SAID HISPANIC PEOPLE PUNCH KITTENS" for three weeks.

And while they're doing that the Republicans in Congress have quietly deleted healthcare.

Do not get distracted by stupid bullshit. Trump is a dancing monkey whose greatest asset is the ability to yank the spotlight off of everyone else. Keep your eyes on Congress.