A Peachy Peach

who even knows anymore if you love dogs + funny shit + an overload of selfies to cover my insecurities, this is most likely the place for you

[chongoblog]

My peak vibe is “the most annoying person you’ve ever met but with just enough charisma to pull it off somehow”

[insomniac-arrest]

ACTUALLY acting silly is one of the greatest joys of life. if you see me in the street meowing back at cats I see and kicking snow piles down know that I am living my best life.

[insomniac-arrest]

Born ridiculous, Forced to have opinions on the economy 😔

[enbies-and-felonies]

another brave blogger lost to the evil and devastating tummy hurty disease

[todaysbird]

crows have been documented holding ‘funerals’ for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock.

source: (x)

[darkestelemental616]

So it’s not a funeral…

…….it’s a fucking autopsy and criminal investigation.

You might even call it

a murder investigation.

[manie-sans-delire-x]

[wuxiaphoenix]

AWWW YEAAAAAHHHHH!

[hollowboobtheory]

when I was like 10 I learned that splitting an atom will make a nuclear explosion and for a long time I got really stressed out whenever I had to cut anything bc like. what if I hit an atom at just the right angle

[twofingerswhiskey]

i had mental breakdowns over eating lettuce because i learnt the crunch was cells splitting apart and i thought what if i crunch lettuce and. i split an atom and wipe out my entire region just because i wanted a salad

[i-am-a-fish]

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

[adampvrrish]

my fatal flaw is that if i don't want to do something i just won't do it like mama raised a quitter for sure.. i'll be doing something and suddenly be like damn what if i just didn't 🤔. very freeing but also i suffer so many consequences

[followniceinchnails]

squidward get your ass over here were going jellyfishing

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

ngl people coming w u so they can keep talking to u while ur running errands or just chillin in ur room while ur cleaning… love that kind of love

[formlessvoidbeast]

a blog: *follows me*

me, an aged monarch lounging on my fur-strewn throne, gesturing for my servant to bring me my monacle: Bring them here! Bring them here, I say. Let me look at them.

guards: *drag the unwitting blog before me*

me, peering intently at the new blog and poking them with my scepter: Is this a real person? Hmm? What have you to say for yourself? What are your fandoms? Your interests? Speak up, these old ears aren’t what they used to be.

guards, tentatively: they do seem to be a real person, sire. We found them in possession of several memes and a fandom rant.

me, subsiding back into my sumptuous furs and waving them away: most extraordinary. It has been an age since there was a real person, but just as well, the dungeons have been overflowing with those tacky pornbots. This newcomer may remain in my domain. Make them welcome. And fetch me a quill! I feel a ficlet coming on…

[a-girl-with-three-eyes-deactiva]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[localpubliclibrary]

I'm literally so so incredibly good at being cozy and in bed covered in blankets and I recieve no recognition for it 😔

[karimaro]

[lobotomizedskull]

[catradorea]

mass effect friendships: [1/10]

→ liara t’soni & urdnot wrex

[k-luna]

due to not wanting to, i will not. thanks.

[omghotmemes]

A tale in 4 parts

[hikarigolden]

Wait there’s a follow up

[nanzyn]

im sorry but you guys are so far behind

[nanzyn]

okay wait i went back and screenshotted some (most?) of the good ones that were like on the main plot here so you all saw the top posts with the Irish Stegosaurus well that evolved into

also kind of unrelated but because of this stupid subreddit im actually not as bad at identifying flags

anyways sorry for the long post i just really loved this whole thing

[the-diabolic-acid]

IM LOSING MY MIND WHAT SUBREDDIT IS THIS

[thribby]

r/vexillologycirclejerk

[katiemcgrath]

idk man, maybe it’s just the british/indian in me jumping out but I’ve always just blindly assumed this lady was holding a teacup, this is the first time I’ve actually looked at her hands and now I’m mad,

[katiemcgrath]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Did somebody edit this? It is usually a teacup, right?

[leg-stealing-bee]

ITS A FUCKING CUPCAKE???

[leg-stealing-bee]

WHAT????

[goblin-phannie]