What Am I Doing?

27 Frantically looking for a “Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s childhood pal” fandom

[skodasforge]

The thing about Lord/Knight gay romance is that there’s no way you can cut it that doesn’t make the sex hotter. At a baseline, the Lord is allowing his subject to be his equal partner behind closed doors in a society defined by hierarchy their physical love a blaspheme against the laws of feudalism, but if the knight is dominant, they’re literally upending the fabric of society by having the Lord follow his Knight’s orders and that’s hot and if the Lord is dominant than it’s just another expression of his Knight’s sworn devotion to be at his lord’s service at all times and that’s hot and if it’s historically accurate Christianity then they’re not only desecrating and perverting the Knight’s vow, they’re making sinners of each other in the process and that’s HOT

[bedoflo2lo2-deactivated20250531]

I have no concept of tmi you should tell me everything

[i-enact-postvore]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[loveshoplifter]

same but it's black people

[i-enact-postvore]

That's right

[nociceptrix]

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[sir-big-bass-knight-of-ur-mum]

Chillin with the court jester, playing cards, making jokes, tying him up at 9 am in the morning…. Just your usual Sunday morning

[jester-of-hearts]

for your consideration, the tenderness of a jester finally taking off their mask and make up with their knight. finally putting down the entertainer facade and being bare for their lover to see. trying to crack a joke but puttering off after they stilt a fake laugh. a knight, knowing the weight of perception and expectations taking the jester's hands in their own and kissing them softly. "you need be no one else beyond the person in front of me."

a jester smiling uncomfortably and saying "i don't know how to do it in way that pleases you yet~" attempting a flirty tone, yet feeling sick at the reality of their words.

"don't please me. think not of me. think of you." the knight slowly tracing their finger along the jester's skin. trying to memorize the flesh that is perpetually covered by falsities and paint and ruffles. "because i adore you."

[yorgen-sh]

[catsofyore]

Babies. Photo from my collection- according to the back this is Lance and Fluffel in 1963.

[omtai]

thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.

[fred-the-dinosaur]

i hope this email never finds you. i hope you are with the oul

[phantomrose96]

“Cook at home to save money” sounds all well and good until you get a little too into it and suddenly you’re bookmarking recipes that call for The Preserved Grace of God and that shit is $13 at the specialty store

[retroactivebakeries]

the breath weapon princess would like you to all assemble in a thirty foot cone

[theslowesthnery]

🥹🥹🥹

[kosmogrl]

[toriaelise]

“send nudes” come over & take them yourself coward

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry