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beardedmrbean

Rescued otter learning to get over it's fear of water

dankmemeuniversity

apathetic-revenant

demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?

roomba: [is a roomba]

demon:

roomba:

demon:

roomba:

demon: man c’mon you gotta work with me here a little bit

poppetawoppet

roomba: *slowly spells on floor* K N I F E

demon: ahhhhh I see. You have heard the legend of Stabby.

roomba: *vibrates excitedly*

colby-jac-cheese

demon: *lovingly tapes a knife onto the roomba* no charge

Roomba: >:3

broadwaytheanimatedseries

I love it when tumblr posts become so legendary they just get referenced in other tumblr posts

tj-crochets

Plushie sale time!! Message me if you’d like to buy any of these, or if you’d like a better picture of any of them (originally posted 7/27/22)

There’s some elephants, some monsters, a frog, a baby seal, some sushi*, a raccoon and a space mouse that didn’t show up very well in the second picture so they got their own picture

tj-crochets

The jack o’lantern and purple and blue creature from the first picture are spoken for, as are the grey monster, white monster, and baby seal from the second picture. The rest are still available!

psychoticallytrans

It feels like a lot of people have absorbed the idea that "Being mean is good!" without understanding why a lot of meanness exists and is in some ways encouraged in progressive spaces, and this leads to mean behavior being directed at intracommunity targets.

Being a mean gay is not about being shitty to your bisexual neighbor, it's about standing up to his shitty mom and telling him to get in your car, he doesn't have to stay under her roof.

Being a mean trans person isn't about being an asshole to people with neogenders, it's about being up in the face of people refusing to respect the pronouns of neogender people.

Being a mean disabled person isn't about dunking on people with "lesser" disabilities, it's about being utterly obstinate to abled people insistent that they can't possibly give accommodations for "just" that.

Being a mean marginalized person is something that you direct at people and systems directly and currently causing harm. Not at people you think have it easier than you. That is a lot harder to do. It's a lot of work. But if you're not willing to direct it at the right targets, then you are not just a dick, you are actively degrading solidarity and harming everyone in your community.

sentrysvoid

Doctor Strange dir. Scott Derrickson | 2016

girlchimeradeactivated-deactiva

forming a parasocial relationship with the local outdoor cat

cinemapix

CASTLES IN DISNEY MOVIES

SLEEPING BEAUTY (1959) BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (1991) FROZEN (2013) HERCULES (1997) BRAVE (2012) THE LITTLE MERMAID (1989) CINDERELLA (1950) ALADDIN (1992) SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS (1937) TANGLED (2010)

pigeonpastels

a comic about assimilated judaism

bluetiefling

45percenterthen

cosmetic surgery is yassifed taxidermy for alive things

paperplanechemtrails

turingdetested

hey did you know that ummmm all the leaves are br(ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN)own and the sky is grey (AND THE SKY IS GREY)

analogued

you ever come across a piece of media so wonderfully and lovingly constructed that it fuels your own desire to make something that touches someone in the same way? a piece of media that wraps itself around your heart and squeezes until your creative juices start running? that fills your heart so fully that you need to start building out new chambers to contain it all?

dinah-lance

Batman: Urban Legends #001 (2021) art by Laura Braga

fredy-carter

Ben Barnes as Billy Russo The Punisher 1.03

laughingjokingnumbnuts-blog

i can tell you with full certainty that right now aj crowley has taken up a job as an uber driver and is leaving the public of london mentally scarred but where they need to be seven times as fast

shabby-blog

I’m not sure if his uber rating would be extremely good or extremely bad. “Drove 90 down Oxford street. It was terrifying. Reached destination 30 minutes early due to over taking traffic on pavement. 5stars. Would NOT reccomend”

baegishjalmur

All of his customers leave terrible reviews but he’s having a blast and BELIEVES he’s doing great, therefore his ratings are great

beemojis

“so the dude showed up in a car that was like a hundred years old which I was like wtf because uber told me my car didn’t qualify when I had a 2005 civic. stuff like the gas gauge and shit weren’t even working? like it was way below E. anyway, didn’t die, somehow. 5 stars”

“scary as hell but good playlist. 5 stars”

koscheyyy

“Picked me up with his boyfriend in the front seat who seemed less than pleased about picking up a stranger on their way to the Rizt- he gave me a chocolate Bon Bon out of nowhere when I got out though and made me feel 100x better when wishing me a fabulous day. Hope they had a great date. 5 stars”