creep and weirdo

marina (not the diamonds one). evil detrans woman and mommy

[turingdetested]

[turingdetested]

I need therapy to stop biting my nails

[feudincendie]

Becoming an image, Heather Cassils

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[thewickerking]

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

[bilrost]

HERMAN NITSCH 1984

80TH AKTION

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[turingdetested]

my husband is so ummm how do I say. opposite of me in almost every way possible

[korrasamibottles]

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

[nuclearharvest]

[probuccalfat1]

i never had a shane dawson phase. i knew from the second i saw the sideswept bangs that something decidedly unchic was afoot

[junglejim4322]

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

[neckfat]

[netscape]

[bruzum]

[quinntheestallion]

Oh, so being a girl is something you can just drop once it starts being hard? Must be nice.

[steadyangelcharger]

feel free to take testosterone yourself, I guess?

[quinntheestallion]

You hear this? Women experienced 5000 years of oppression for nothing. This entire time-they could’ve just grown beards and boom oppression solved.

Skin bleaching is also available - so black people still complaining about racism are just needlessly whining.

All oppression will be solved when we’re ALL pretending to be white and male. Why didn’t we think of that

[turingdetested]

how are you doing?

better lately. my husband and I are going on a mini vacation in July so I'm looking forward to that. other than that I'm hanging in there