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Prompt 15: Winter Solitude - Justin R. Durban (T4)
Song link: Spotify & YouTube
Pairing: Judge Turpin x Fem!Reader
POV: Second, Reader & Third, Turpin
Setting: Fareham
Continuation of: (T1) Carol of the Fates, (T2) Fairy Dance, (T3) Ice Storm
A/N: Alright, okay, we need to get this sorted and oh my gosh am I so utterly in love with how this yearning is just... I can't even... like, it's just alllllll there and he'll not accept no for an answer. Not that Y/n wants him to, no, no she's so wholly consumed by this palpable grief of a love she thinks is absolutely impossible, they are fucking idiots in love. That's what they are. Idiots in love finally exposing both of their pining 😩👌
Tags/TW’s: Love Revelation, Declaration of Want, He’s Possessive, Sorrow, Broken Heart, Unintended Confession, Yearning & Longing, Possessive Nature, Mutual Unknown Secret Pining, Short-form Slowburn, Self-deprecating Feelings & Thoughts, Emotional Turmoil, False Beliefs, Misunderstood Situation, Miscommunication If You Squint (lack of talking, more like it), Historical Vibes/Elizabethan-like Writing, D/s Tendency Hints, Soft Reader (not weak!)
Abbr.: Y/N - Your Name | Y/L/N - Your Last Name
Word Count: 1.5k
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⩤• YOU •⩥
The snow kept falling, the wind continued its tug on your dress and the ends of his coat. There was no escape. The hurt was a dull blade scraping along your skin, as if seeking entrance through every inch of your aching body so abhorrently overrun with anguish. Judge Turpin stood so utterly still and stiff as you took an unprompted step back, leaving the shield of his broad back and wide shoulders covered in black. “I am so sorry,” you whispered, riddled with shame and a guilt that was not yours to carry, yet placed upon you by society nonetheless. Inescapable. Unbearable. Constant.
Me. Listening to Turpin confess. Realizing what he is saying is true.
Prompt 14: December, Darling - Meg & Dia (S3)
Song link: Spotify & YouTube
Pairing: Young & Adult Snape x Young & Adult!Fem!Reader
POV: Second, Reader & Third, Snape
Setting/History: You suffered amnesia when you were in an accident in December of 1977. You lost your loving parents as your flying carriage got trapped in a snowstorm and plummeted into a mountainside in northern Sweden. It took a year to find out who you were, but you never regained your memories of that day or what you had lived through before that. Only the faint memory of red snow flashed in your mind from time to time with a trailing horror so devastating it tormented you despite the lack of understanding of why. Now it’s 1999, one year after the war, and you have finally returned to your roots — even if you have no memory of them.
Continuation of: (S1) White Winter Hymnal, (S2) Fireside
A/N: This part has me all choked up and it's so damn sweetly painful and warmingly tormenting 😭 Like, I love-love-love-love this part 😭👏 I'm not gonna hold you up, let's just go back to 1977 and see what happened right before you left, darling ❤❤❤
Tags/TW’s: Past and Present Story Elements, Snape Lives, Post-War AU With History, Hidden Longing, Mutual Love, Lost Love Found Again, Rich Y/n, Grief/Sorrow, Loving Parents (Y/n), Amnesia from Adolescent Trauma, Painful & Beautiful Memories, and a bit of absolute fluff along teenager being embarrassed by their protective parents… (seriously, you are Rich not only in money but family as well - they absolutely adore you, care for you, love you, and you them - how often does that happen in fiction? 🤣)
Abbr.: Y/N - Your Name
Word Count: 2.7k
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⩤• YOU - December 1977 •⩥
•We return to the day you left, but before his coat rested on your shoulders•
A chill is in the air, and as the world outside turns frosty white beyond the castle walls, you laugh with a love so pure for that time of year; for December, for the holidays, for Christmas, and the magic it brought each year with cheer.
You were no longer a child, no longer looking to the sky to see a glimpse of Santa and his sleigh, yet you saw magic unfold all around you — real magic, true magic — and you vowed never to lose the joy of watching it.
Prompt 13: Winter Wonderland - The Sweeplings (B3)
Song link: Spotify & YouTube
Pairing: Colonel Brandon x Fem!Reader
POV: Second, Reader & Third, Brandon
Setting: Delaford
Continuation of: (B1) A Christmas Wish, (B2) As the Right Bell Sounds
A/N: We really, really, really left off at such a cliffy and its been a whole weeeeeek since the last part of Brandon’s story (I mean, waiting a week for a fic part is short in normal standards but for Rickmas it feels like an eternity yet super fast at the same time 😂). <- written before I wrote the fic vs written after I wrote the fic ->I’m stressed and feeling the utter pressure of all the things I need to get done this December - from writing to cooking really - so I’m sorry if I couldn’t quite get into the exact feels of this prompts song but I think it still turned out rather good and the higher tempo/slight pressure in the text I think suits the situation of the fic 😂😂😂
And I wish everyone a lovely Lucia - if you celebrate 🥰
Tags/TW’s: Wishful Thinking, Longing, Mutual Pining, Heights, Reckless Behaviour, Societal Differences/Patriarchy, Offering of Marriage, HE HOLDS HER CHEEK GENTLY, Debating, He Listens To Her, and more pining with a view…
Word Count: 1.8k
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⩤• BRANDON •⩥
He had seen death, had led men to their own in battle and faced his several times in turn. Yet, now, faced with the likely death of you, it carved gashes within his chest. You were but a stranger, a servant, a woman he did not even know the name of, and still… it tormented his heart.
Prompt 12: Ice Storm - Lindsey Stirling (T3)
Song link: Spotify & YouTube
Pairing: Judge Turpin x Fem!Reader
POV: Second, Reader & Third, Turpin
Setting: Fareham
Continuation of: (T1) Carol of the Fates, (T2) Fairy Dance
A/N: IT'S TURPIN TIME BABES! HAPPY MIDWAY DAY! We're at the halfway point of Rickmas2025 and I am beyond excited to share this part of Turpin's serial for the year - we get allllllll the emotions and IIIIIIIH I hope you'll love this longer part!! 😘✨
Tags/TW’s: They Meet Again, Sorrow, Broken Heart, Unintended Reveal of Emotions, Yearning & Longing, Possessive Rage, Mutual Unknown Secret Pining, Short-form Slowburn, Self-deprecating Feelings & Thoughts, Emotional Turmoil, False Beliefs, Misunderstood Situation, Miscommunication If You Squint, Historical Vibes/Elizabethan-like Writing, D/s Tendency Hints
Abbr.: Y/N - Your Name | Y/L/N - Your Last Name
Word Count: 3.6k
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⩤• YOU •⩥
Colonel Moore remained by your side throughout the day after a long night, during which the fractured pieces of broken hopes and dreams had kept you tossing and turning with little rest to be found. The colonel chatted happily, always the talkative and inviting man. Many had sought his hand in marriage, and a mere few months ago, a woman had managed to capture his attention. A widower, with three daughters, whom he had taken in as his own despite their older ages and the loud protests of his family.
Prompt 11: Candy Cane Lane - Sia (H3)
Song link: Spotify & YouTube
Pairing: Hans Gruber x Fem!Reader
POV: Second, Reader
Continuation of: (H1) Wizards in Winter, (H2) Russian Dance
A/N: LET’S GO! Had to continue the Crazy-Hans-Ride right away 😂👏 Seriously, I’m having a blast writing his story this year, he’s always so much fun and his stories and the FMC (be it Y/n or and OC) is always such a treat each and every year 😅👌
Tags/TW’s: ❤Nicknames❤, Budding Relationship, Declarations of Want, Kissing, Falling For The Bad Guy (LIGHT Be Gentle For Her/Be Bad For Him vibes with humour and a crash-out 👀)
Abbr.: Y/N - Your Name | Y/l/n - Your last name
Word Count: 1.4k
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You groaned, rubbing at your temple. “Bloody hell,” you muttered as you sat up. “What the actual fuck?” you continued as you rubbed and groaned. “Süße.” You jerked, your head lifting, and reality danced in like an intrusive carol when the handsome German robber smiled charmingly at you. “You.” He chuckled. “Yes, me, Süße. Here,” he said, holding out a candy cane for you, but your eyes swept up and behind him as he sat in the open door of the van you remembered having jumped into.
Prompt 10: Russian Dance; The Nutcracker - Tchaikovsky (H2)
Song link: Spotify & YouTube
Pairing: Hans Gruber x Fem!Reader
POV: Second, Reader
Continuation of: (H1) Wizards in Winter
A/N: Alright, this thing is still just a “I want to have unbridled fun writing so don’t think too hard, just go with it” fic - ‘kay, adore youuuu! Have fun 😂👏
Tags/TW’s: Instant Infatuation, Breaking/Running From The Law, Super Mild Violence, Nicknames, Cute Near-Fluff Amidst Chaos, Voice Appreciation tbh 👀
Word Count: 1k
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Your legs barely held you up as you flung your coat on, simultaneously half-running in a strange, tangling walk on wobbly legs toward the door leading out of the bank at the back of the building. You had two security doors to cross before the outer door opened, and the icy air of December hit you in the face. It jerked you out of some of the muddying adrenaline, fuelling fear and anxiety alike as your heart galloped.
Prompt 9: Fireside - John Mark Nelson, Tancred, Jenny Owen Nelson (S2)
Song link: Spotify & YouTube
Pairing: Young & Adult Snape x Young & Adult!Fem!Reader
POV: Second, Reader & Third, Snape
Setting/History: You suffered amnesia when you were in an accident in December of 1977. You lost your loving parents as your flying carriage got trapped in a snowstorm and plummeted into a mountainside in northern Sweden. It took a year to find out who you were, but you never regained your memories of that day or what you had lived through before that. Only the faint memory of red snow flashed in your mind from time to time with a trailing horror so devastating it tormented you despite the lack of understanding of why. Now it’s 1999, one year after the war, and you have finally returned to your roots — even if you have no memory of them.
Continuation of: (S1) White Winter Hymnal
A/N: Seriously, why couldn’t I just stop at 700 words today?! I am so beyond stressed, so so so tired, but this story is gripping me so hard, I hope I can get two more parts of this during Rickmas2025 - maybe even three more parts. It feels like an eternity since I returned to writing for our dear dungeon bat who basically started it all - sorry, Nottingham was my Rickman introduction but Snape was the one who threw me head-first into obsession. Anyway, I hope you’ll enjoy this part that’s mostly from Snape’s POV 👀❤
Tags/TW’s: Snape Lives, Post-War AU, Hidden Longing, Mutual Love, Lost Love, Amnesia from Adolescent Trauma, Fainting, Moving an Unconscious Person Without Permission, Painful Memories
Abbr.: Y/N - Your Name
Word Count: 1.5k
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⩤• SEVERUS •⩥
Every day, he returned to Diagon Alley, hoping to see you again — to dare approach and ask the burning question of why. He was not a coward, nor was he frightened by much; however, the torment growing in the place of that suppressed part he’d held your disappearance in for twenty-two years was as terrifying as it was painful. Those days of losing the last light, bit by bit, every day losing light as you had embodied it in his life when there had been only darkness every which way he’d turned — save from you...
Prompt 8: ugly xmas sweater party - girlhouse (Si1)
Song link: Spotify & YouTube
Pairing: Sinclair Bryant x Fem!Reader
POV: Second, Reader
Setting: It’s 1995, (10 years post-cannon, 9 years post-divorce in this story from The-Yucky-One-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named-By-Anything-But-Slander-Nicks) and you met Sinclair last year, instantly taking a liking to him. The past year, he’d bloomed into the talkative chap he used to be, even if you had no clue about his past beyond him being divorced and closed off before.
A/N: Oh my gosh, I am stressing. I’ve just finished writing this and THIS WAS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE?! Like, this prompt was supposed to be cute a fluffy but then I put the song on repeat for a little while and… well, this thing came crawling through my fingertips. Merry Rickmas, let’s sort this out with another prompt later on… HEA for all stories, remember? 😅👍 (Also, I really hate not being one day ahead. Writing the fic the day of is so damn stressful - and I didn’t even manage to keep it short…)
Tags/TW’s: Established Dating Couple, Couples Fight, Abandoned At A Christmas Party, Breakup Looming, Unjust Anger/Snapping, Quiet Crying, Complete Disgust at and Slander of Incest, Spiralling Thoughts
Abbr.: Y/N - Your Name | Y/N/L - Your Last Name
Word Count: 2.3k
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Utterly covered in tinsel, getting nowhere, you stood with mouth agape while a stickiness crawled across your overheated skin. The ugly Christmas sweater itched and blinked, your skin misted in the warm room, and there was a spinning thought not leaving you alone. You’d thought the carols would drown it out at some point, but it just kept on spinning. Had you said something so utterly wrong it was worth fighting about with Sinclair, the sweetest man you’d ever been with? I don’t get it, seriously? How the fuck could you be so angry about my brother coming to visit for the holiday?
crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it
i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage
Prompt 7: Fairy Dance - Matthew St. Laurent, Fired Earth Music (T2)
Song link: Spotify & YouTube
Pairing: Judge Turpin x Fem!Reader
POV: Second, Reader & Third, Turpin
Setting: London & Fareham
Continuation of: (T1) Carol of the Fates
A/N: Turpin time again! WHOOP WHOOP! And Happy 1 week of Rickmas 2025! Day seven already? Gosh, I gotta get a move-on with the writing - seriously, I’m STRESSING, ‘kay? Yeah, I do this to myself every. damn. year. and never learn it seems.
Anyway! Here we go, part 2 of the Turpin serial and we’re going for an absolute ride - especially in terms of beliefs and emotions, so buckle up babe, this is a longer part! 🐎🛷 (was I up until 2am? yes... Am I formatting and posting during my morning coffee? yes... I'll need a nap later but also need to write tomorrows fic xD)
Tags/TW’s: Sorrow, Broken Heart, Yearning & Longing, Possessive Nature, Mutual Unknown Secret Pining, Short-form Slowburn, Self-deprecating Feelings & Thoughts, Emotional Turmoil, False Beliefs, Misunderstood Situation, Historical Vibes/Elizabethan-like Writing, Soft & Subdued/Meek Reader (not weak!), D/s Tendency Hints
Abbr.: Y/N - Your Name | Y/L/N - Your Last Name
Word Count: 4.2k
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⩤• TURPIN •⩥
The spool of thread spun in his hand, rolled and stroked by his rough fingers. The little creature who dropped it had not left his mind for the past three days. He thought of you more often than he cared to admit. Little wisp… where are you hiding? The thought was rhetorical, of course. Richard knew far too well where you resided, with your Earl of a father and the many marriages announced in the paper — all holding your surname but never your given one — these past three years. Four in total, accounting for all the Earl’s children, save one.
Prompt 6: As the Right Bell Sounds - GRANT, Esther(B2)
Song link: Spotify & YouTube
Pairing: Colonel Brandon x Fem!Reader
POV: Second, Reader & Third, Brandon
Setting: Delaford
Continuation of: (B1) A Christmas Wish
A/N: IIIIH, happy Saturday!!! We’re continuing Brandon’s story today, and it’s a bit of a whirlwind of a fic we got - honestly, I’m a bit everywhere in my head atm so it’s truly an up-and-down-and-all-around kind of vibe for today’s part of Brandon’s story but I kinda love the messiness of it. Feelings are messy, why shouldn’t the story be? 🙈👌
Tags/TW’s: Melancholy, Sorrow of the Heart, Wishful Thinking, Longing, Mutual Hidden Pining, Heights, Reckless Behaviour, Societal Differences, The Sensation Of Losing Something Before Even Having It, Identity Revelation, Previous Family Member’s Death Mentioned, Brandon Commandingly Caring
Word Count: 2.8k
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⩤• BRANDON •⩥
“Master, what a dreary state I find you in.” Mrs Bart placed the tea upon the table as he turned in her direction. “You have not been yourself since your return, Master. Is there something amiss with your home, sir?” Christopher moved away from the large window, taking a cup of tea in his hand but not seating himself. “No, Mrs Bart. You keep the house in excellent condition.” Yet I house this childish thought, wish, but a broken bell never— “Permit me to speak, Master?” He nodded after taking a sip of tea, quieting his thoughts. “You appear melancholic?”
A beat of a breath passed. “No, Mrs Bart.” Looking out the window once more, feeling that sense of wrongfulness that had been lodged within his chest ever since you had close to retreated in a dash from him four days ago. “I fear I had my wish come true, and it appears to have caused further anguish rather than joy.”
^ The Colonel watching the ladder in horror
Meanwhile Y/n the second time around ^
Prompt 5: Wizards in Winter (Instrumental) - Trans-Siberian Orchestra (H1)
Song link: Spotify & YouTube
Pairing: Hans Gruber x Fem!Reader
POV: Second, Reader
A/N: Alright, this thing is a literal “I just want to have fun writing this, don’t think too hard, just go with it” fic - alright? 'Right 😘👌
Tags/TW’s: Bank Robbery, Nicknames, Mutual Instant Infatuation, Falling For The Villain, Charming Hans, Minor Violence (kinda justified/satisfying 👀)
Word Count: 1.7k
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You were on sour and whiny customer number sixteen for the day. The bank always saw a rush at holiday times, but you hadn’t been prepared for the absolute gall of the people coming in. You’d had two normal customers, and the rest had been all rude, shouty, and bloody annoying beyond belief. As if you weren’t a human they should treat with some form of damn decency.
The tags 🤣👌
I mean...
And like....
While he says Süße?
"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off
MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION
Prompt 6: As the Right Bell Sounds - GRANT, Esther(B2)
Song link: Spotify & YouTube
Pairing: Colonel Brandon x Fem!Reader
POV: Second, Reader & Third, Brandon
Setting: Delaford
Continuation of: (B1) A Christmas Wish
A/N: IIIIH, happy Saturday!!! We’re continuing Brandon’s story today, and it’s a bit of a whirlwind of a fic we got - honestly, I’m a bit everywhere in my head atm so it’s truly an up-and-down-and-all-around kind of vibe for today’s part of Brandon’s story but I kinda love the messiness of it. Feelings are messy, why shouldn’t the story be? 🙈👌
Tags/TW’s: Melancholy, Sorrow of the Heart, Wishful Thinking, Longing, Mutual Hidden Pining, Heights, Reckless Behaviour, Societal Differences, The Sensation Of Losing Something Before Even Having It, Identity Revelation, Previous Family Member’s Death Mentioned, Brandon Commandingly Caring
Word Count: 2.8k
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⩤• BRANDON •⩥
“Master, what a dreary state I find you in.” Mrs Bart placed the tea upon the table as he turned in her direction. “You have not been yourself since your return, Master. Is there something amiss with your home, sir?” Christopher moved away from the large window, taking a cup of tea in his hand but not seating himself. “No, Mrs Bart. You keep the house in excellent condition.” Yet I house this childish thought, wish, but a broken bell never— “Permit me to speak, Master?” He nodded after taking a sip of tea, quieting his thoughts. “You appear melancholic?”
A beat of a breath passed. “No, Mrs Bart.” Looking out the window once more, feeling that sense of wrongfulness that had been lodged within his chest ever since you had close to retreated in a dash from him four days ago. “I fear I had my wish come true, and it appears to have caused further anguish rather than joy.”
^ The Colonel watching the ladder in horror
Prompt 5: Wizards in Winter (Instrumental) - Trans-Siberian Orchestra (H1)
Song link: Spotify & YouTube
Pairing: Hans Gruber x Fem!Reader
POV: Second, Reader
A/N: Alright, this thing is a literal “I just want to have fun writing this, don’t think too hard, just go with it” fic - alright? 'Right 😘👌
Tags/TW’s: Bank Robbery, Nicknames, Mutual Instant Infatuation, Falling For The Villain, Charming Hans, Minor Violence (kinda justified/satisfying 👀)
Word Count: 1.7k
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You were on sour and whiny customer number sixteen for the day. The bank always saw a rush at holiday times, but you hadn’t been prepared for the absolute gall of the people coming in. You’d had two normal customers, and the rest had been all rude, shouty, and bloody annoying beyond belief. As if you weren’t a human they should treat with some form of damn decency.