Alc*p*p

Gay. UK. @rorymb3 Mostly poor humour and the beautiful people

[a-rory-borealis]

Tidied up 💇🏼‍♂️

[a-rory-borealis]

I have neither the where nor indeed, the withal

[moxiemcmurder]

[inviernodel95]

[professoroaksboytoy]

Cock on my mind but not in my mouth 😔

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

If someone flirted with me irl I'd probably apologise

[siliceous-ooze]

when u discover a longtime mutual has a nice dick >>>>>>>

[pigonaphone]

Open to discovery

[jamiewr]

[jamiewr]

[avagarde]

The devil shivers when the prude mutual horny posts

[privateschoolfeline]

I love that the whole point of having camera phones is taking dick pics

[so-much-for-subtlety]

yes and ass foto !!

[privateschoolfeline]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[versacemom]

*touches the tip of you raging, rock hard boner* “boop”

[papa-peach]

[pirulesenvinagre-deactivated202]

[talldarkandautistic-deactivated]

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

[boyanachronism]

My emotional outburst at the glory hole behind the Michaels is not representative of who I am as a person.

[hydrogen12]

[whichcouldmeanothing]

He realized, suddenly, as if waking from a dream, that he was standing alone in the middle of a dance floor…not dancing. Just…staring. At Ilya. — Heated Rivalry, Chapter 14