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everydaylouie

ghost waltz 👻💃

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theriu

*SLAMS REBLOG TWO SECONDS IN* GUYS THIS YEAR'S CUTE WHISTLING GHOST VID IS OUT

rlyehtaxidermist

some papal facts:

Being a cardinal is not a requirement for the Papacy, as most recently proved by Pope Urban VI in 1378.

Being ordained is not a requirement either, as proved by Pope Leo X in 1513.

Being present for the conclave is also not a requirement, as proved by Pope Adrian VI in 1522.

the papal conclusion:

lastoneout

theshitpostcalligrapher

#this has given me horrible commission ideas

wrote this on the back of a botched oompa loompa request

(sorry for the messiness this was on short notice)

i-am-a-fish

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

depsidase

trapny

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be

the-fuckboy-whisperer

If a girl feels uncomfortable hanging out with you alone, and you get so offended by that, it makes you angry, she probably made the right choice.

timeforsocialjustice-blog

I know I’ve reblogged this recently but still so spot the fuck on.

killingannabellee

In general if a dude gets angry by you declining an invitation you made the right choice to say no

lynati

If they get angry when you say “no” to hanging out with them, what else are they going to get angry about you saying “no” to?

a-isoiso

^^ Slight side note: When I was online dating I used to do what so many of us do; set up a safety check with a friend. I used to be really slick about it; take a restroom break or quietly/subtle check and answer a text. Then I realized what a good marker it was to check if I wanted to actually be on this date at all. So at whatever time check in was supposed to be, I would pull out my phone and say “sorry, I just have to let my friend know I’m good”. If someone was vaguely offended, I might stay depending on the convo we had after. If someone was SUPER offended, I said “this is exactly why. Thanks for meeting me, I’ve got to go.” This happened three times I can remember and the first time my voice was shaking so bad as I said it because, you know. You never know what their response is going to be and he was so aggressively angry I was ending the date “over that”.

The person I ended up with? “Ah, yay-I’m-not-murdered check. Good plan.” Then when my phone was buzzing later (because we ended up on a five hour date on a Monday night) he goes “you should probably let them know you’re still alive. Do you have to go?”

*No woman I was ever on a date with was mad about this. Not one.

ebonyheartnet

This is just like testing the breaks before driving an unfamiliar car guys, and you do NOT drive a car with no breaks. If they can’t handle “no,” it’s not safe for you to say, “yes,” and you need to gtfo of there so you don’t get run over.

Also, OP I love your url, it is perfect for this post.

ashstfu

juicymori

severeannoyance

Yes, this. A stunning number of people will default to "because it's illegal." Teaching an intro-level bioethics course will demonstrate real fucking fast that a lot of the population just lets legality stand in for morality.

liberalsarecool

The cruelty of racist white men.

wolf840

Does anyone else remember when Elon was like "if anyone knows how to end world hunger for 6 billion USD, I'll fund it" and UNICEF was like "we're going to spend a month to make a plan to end world hunger for 6 billion USD and Elon is going to fund it" and Elon was like "actually, nah" and then bought Twitter instead?

I think that was one of the worst things I'll ever see in my life.

tiredspacedragon

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

i-am-a-lesbigwen

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

nyxwoven

i can't post pictures in replies so here u go

i-am-a-lesbigwen

thats the one! thank you!

fishparasite

you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

fishparasite

i made this post because i've got so many friends that think saying something wrong in a conversation is the end of the world. it isn't. you'll be okay. you don't have to be embarrassed about every little thing. you are alive and doing things and speaking to people. you will make mistakes and you will live.

nicolethered

FYI iPhone users!

demonicae

Oh... oh that's disgusting.

cryoverkiltmilk

For emphasis - YOU HAVE TO TURN THIS OFF FOR EACH INDIVIDUAL APP

m-a-salter

You can get to all these faster (marginally) by going to Settings > Siri > Apps.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

the frog and the scorpion are in love btw, that was just kinkplay

0x5742

thememedaddy

kitkatpancakestack

unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else’s story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.