Clusterfuck

Just became an adult, therefore life became even more of a shit show. Hi welcome to my blog. 

[averageblackteen-deactivated201]

Reblog if Black Lives Matter to you

Where are those woke white people at!?

[neesie09]

The amount of notes this doesn’t have bothers me…

[tangdynastie]

Tumblr has 30-50 million active users. Why does this not even have 1 million notes?

[omghotmemes]

Gonna submit it to my schools ‘joke of the day’

[ladyshinga]

Friend: “Have you seen [TV Show/Movie]?”

What I say: “I’ve seen bits and pieces of it, yeah!”

What I mean: “I’ve seen gifs”

[cupiscent]

“I’m familiar with the premise.”

[chaoticlivi]

“I know That One Scene everybody’s losing their shit about, yeah.”

[cookievampiress]

[lordoftheinternet]

some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet

[not-used-to-being-normal]

Where’s the John Mulaney quote

[not-used-to-being-normal]

[localtiktoks]

[darth-pickles]

The true meaning of boys will be boys

[thevampireauthoress]

This is an arachnid

[chewbacca]

Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito

[ginger-vevo]

hold up Danny DeVito directed the most influential film of my childhood?

[revenant666]

Not only directed it but starred in it, took care of Mara Wilson (Matilda) while her mother was in hospital with cancer and even managed to get an advanced copy of the movie for her to watch before she succumbed to her illness. The man is a treasure.

[randomslasher]

The best story I’ve heard about the production of Matilda was: 

The scene where Matilda was dancing around her living room making things fly around to the song “Little Bitty Pretty One” was very nerve-wracking for Mara. She told Danny that she was anxious to do the scene, and he said, “You know why? Because you’re the only one dancing! We just have to have everyone else dance too! Then it won’t be scary!” 

So everyone–the crew, the rest of the cast, the people at the craft services table, everyone–danced along with the song, at Danny’s insistence. Apparently the only one who wasn’t doing the full on dance was the camera man, who just did a foot shuffle so the camera wouldn’t jiggle. 

If that’s not the sweetest thing ever I don’t know what is. 

[travalicious]

[tinglingpeter]

If Simu Liu is ugly, I’m Sloth from The Goonies

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

Racism is the only explanation I can think of here.

[dancinbutterfly]

I SAID BITCH WHERE.VINE

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[doctor-disc0]

[5luv]

there’s an ariana stan on twitter who got her phone taken off her and is accessing it thru any device she can find lmaoooo

[5luv]

you cannot make this shit up

[5luv]

free our girl dorothy

[damnalreadytakenurl]

[chris-evans]

honestly

[dankmemeuniversity]

[enchantedbyhiddles]

[screenwriter]

[valtsv]

just learned how to read! im gonna go try out my new skills will update soon

[iuniore]

jared turned 20

[weloveshortvideos]

x

[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

[pajamaslam-deactivated20190101]

the switch from ‘a girl worth fighting for’ to coming upon the decimated village in mulan is THE MOST kick-in-the-teeth mood change IN ALL OF CINEMA

[furikomaru-deactivated20190920]

That scene shift did more for our generation’s understanding of the horror of war in ten seconds than Game of Thrones did in eight seasons, and it did it without showing us a single dead body.