Balls_xoxo

Fandom's Just fUcKinG ass

[senatortedcruz]

Didn't you retweet incest porn on 9/11?

we all mourn in different ways

[jessaerys]

[memeuplift]

[hellsbaby-deactivated20251129]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[importantcatpics]

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[sillyliddoclown]

[cloudyparadoxqueen]

**someone else’s blood

[weepylucifer]

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[freakoutgirl]

maybe if i isolate myself enough my desire for intimacy will go away

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[kritzenkriegen]

*thinks up an idea for a silly quick piece* okay haha let's whip something up real quick

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

oh no

[mismedleym]

recollections

[hotvampireadjacent]

[largishcat]

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

[22even]

This is where I post from btw if you even care