Loser. @a-shit-waifu - Tumblr Blog

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

zsnes

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

targuzzler-deactivated20180224

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

movietimegirl

So I watch Alien Romulus, and I gotta say. I love him!!!❤️

entglmnt

Guinea Pigs at the beach (mother and son).

nicholasbritel

My cemetery’s in Key Biscayne. It’s one of the prettiest in the world. The sky is blue, palm trees, rolling hills. The one is Los Copa’s really sh*t. [sigh] What a pain in the ass you are. And it’s true: you’re not young, you’re not new, and you do make people laugh. And me? I’m still with you because you make me laugh. So you know what I got to do? I got to sell my plot in Key Biscayne so I can get one next to you in that shithole Los Copa, so I never miss a laugh. Robin Williams and Nathan Lane as Armand and Albert in The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

breakfastteatime

Lara Croft is an asexual icon, pass it on.

saintbadwolf

so this episode huh

#lawl

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futbol heritage

yeahiwasintheshit

duckdotcom

brb gotta to go splash water on my face in the mens bathroom and look haggardly at myself in the mirror

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

can you do that somehwhere else i'm changing my baby right here and he is freaking the fuck out

duckdotcom

*holds your baby up to the mirror and he rapidly becomes more haggard as my face reverts steadily to an expression of youthful cheer*

norseminuteman

#Tomb Raider 4 #Resident Evil Code Veronica #Drakan the Anicents' Gates #Silent Hill #Spyro 3

chrrispine

The Book of Boba Fett: Chapter 4 + Text Posts

favoritesticle

meltknuckles

👁️🍄🌝☁️

shittysawtraps

*35 minutes of silence*

*jigsaw voice* Ohhhhmygod ahaha you’re not gonna believe it, I forgot to press the button on the speaker. I’ve been explaining the game for like, twenty minutes, wondering why you weren’t doing anything. Well, you have ten minutes left. Uh sorry about that.

flowerinaflame

#shitpost

insomniac-arrest

having a soft small pet is like, you are so vulnerable, you are biting me, I am responsible for your fragile life in almost every way, your knife hands are in my stomach, I love you more than anything, stop eating plastic you heathen, I cannot save you from the slow march of age or explain to you the divergence of our life spans which consumes me