do the bad thing

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

this is an england hate blog

[autisticmoonchild]

HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[autisticmoonchild]

oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[halorvic]

They wouldn’t, but he would

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[trueshredguitar]

happy pride month to every closeted and uncomfortable lgbt person out there who won’t be able to celebrate it at all. it’s still our month

[3plymike]

Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly

[thestoryandyou]

[richardalexanderrr]

basing a foreign speaker’s intelligence on how fluent they are in a foreign language is so ignorant

[runthatonebymeagain-deactivated]

As my dad always says, “Anyone who speaks with an accent knows one more language than you.”

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

yes i am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. yes. ladies calm down haha i can share if youd like

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

the ladies are 300 rats that follow me around

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

They’re all ladies? That seems statistically improbable.

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

im a feminist

[sexlesslovers]

[flightyfinch]

the inarguably best three avatar moments in no particular order

that’s rough buddy

no firelord ozai YOU’RE not wearing any pants

that part where they’re all completely baffled by there being just a regular bear

[adventures-in-mangaland]

Consider:

Maybe it’s friendly

Can your Science explain why it rains

The Boulder feels conflicted

HOW can you SAY that

We have defeated you for all time! You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation!

Hello, Zuko here

[bloodbending]

ALSO:

It’s Sparky Sparky Boom Man!

I’m Wang Fire. And this is my wife, Sapphire… Fire

And this is Katara, my flying sister

ZUKO, I WANT YOU TO DANCE WITH ME

when Aang grabbed Ozai by his stupid goat beard right before kicking his ass

Sokka: I can’t see ANYTHING! Toph: Oh no, what a nightmare! Sokka: Sorry.

[tpwkzutara]

You’re forgetting the VERY BEST:

• That’s a sharp outfit, Chan. Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. Because… It’s so sharp.

[theadamantdaughter-deactivated2]

Maybe: - That’s a great idea! Let the blind girl fly the giant air ship. - I know this is from you, Sokka! Toph can’t write! - Hey! Riot! - Why am I so bad at being good?! - Take a bite out of the silver sandwich. - The father lord - I don’t need any calming tea!

[kay-pei-jade]

This tea is nothing but hot leaf juice!  Uncle…that’s what all tea is. How could a member of my own family say something SO HORRIBLE?

[wintermoth]

ok but - “Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis the Third” AND - “MY CABBAGES!!!!!”

[weeaboobi-deactivated20170530]

“I can see everything, I just don’t see like you do. I release a sonic wave from my mouth.”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[aangarchy]

You forgot

- FOOD EATS PEOPLE - Drink cactus juice, it’ll quench ya - unless… THIS IS THE FUTURE?! - my own mother thought I was a monster… she was right of course but it still hurt

[haitoku-no-kioku-deactivated202]

consider: all of atla is the best moment

[prideofyunmeng]

“Take your head out of the bison’s mouth, Sokka!”

[cyberohero]

oh come on, you guys forgotten about

“That lemur!  It’s earthbending!” “You must look within yourself to save yourself from your other self. Only then will your true self reveal itself.” “Okay Karma person or thing whoevers in charge of this stuff, if I can just get out of this situation alive, I will give up meat, and sarcasm. Ok? That’s all I got. It’s pretty much my whole identity, Sokka, the meat and sarcasm guy, but I’m willing to be Sokka the veggies and straight talk fellow. Deal?” *Aang shows up* “Aang! Got any meat?”

[darksearchman]

“I’M COMPLETELY CALM!!!”

[pettyartist]

“Time is an illusion…. like pants.”

[lucky-leafeon]

“Cactus juice: it’ll quench ya!

It’s the quenchiest!”

[october31st1981]

I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone

[tacticalmoonbeam]

Tom Riddle: *straight up murdered someone*

Dumbledore: *keeps an annoyingly close eye on*

[solongloserse-deactivated201808]

hagrid got expelled for keeping one (1) spider under his bed

[october31st1981]

Hagrid got expelled because his spider was blamed for one (1) murder

[goodfellowsfriend]

Hagrid got expelled because he was half giant and they found a convenient excuse.

[baconandmegz]

tea

[cilly-murphy]

Happy New Year, Potterheads!

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Oh boy!! It’s a fucking mystery?? A spooky scary mystery!! Better get fucking Sherlock Holmes on this one! It’s a big fucking mystery, with no obvious answer!

[hopesterling]

This is not a Sherlock Holmes mystery. This is a Scooby-Doo mystery, where the villain is an old white guy pulling a real estate / inheritance scam.

[cameme-desmoulins]

[fantasticbeasts]

I’m writing a book about magical creatures. Like… an extermination guide?

[plant-hobbit]

“ Oftentimes bi characters are hypersexualized and sometimes duplicitous, and they’re playing both sides, or they’re simply defined by their sexuality and not by anything else. That’s not to say that every bi character on TV is like that, but … a lot of them are, and that’s disappointing to me…”  Stephanie Beatriz, icon.

[princesconsuela]

#when you’re broke af

[the-lifeof-a-borderline]

“And that’s okay” “Because you are so important” “Your life is important”