Amber's Crystal Cavern

💎Hi! I’m Allie, welcome to my chaos.💎 She/They | Lesbian I'm inside your walls, this is a threat, feed me :3

[hjjhtyhthfrthgfhnfgb-deactivate]

at the end of the day its about making ur life as lesbian as possible

[i-hate-you3000]

@amberlightwolfielove

[amberlightwolfielove]

Hell yeah

[i-hate-you3000]

listen I love True Celebrity Nihasa as much as the next person, where they're actually just your regular glamorous famous person. but something about Secret Loser Nihasa makes me so fucking giddy

like they're genuinely just practicing lines and appearances are completely crafted. they're a professional liar and you'd never know or believe that this idiot hasn't showered in two days or eaten anything other than a whole pack of strawberries and four boxes of pizza in a week if you didn't personally know them

"but Ocean!!!! why would they do that??? they're Super Rich and Famous aren't they??"

well yes, but also, there was a marathon rerun of one of their favorite old shows and they can't afford to move or get up for anything other than using the bathroom or getting their "food" because let's be honest none of what they eat is a proper meal unless it's forced on them or a public outing

this is ONLY for Celebrity AU Nihasa though. every single other version takes way better care of themselves.

[i-hate-you3000]

adding onto this to say that this is absolutely hidden from Amber (their older sister in the main AU i have with @amberlightwolfielove) because if she saw that she's probably kidnap them and not let them go until they have an entire meal plan

not that it'd stop Nihasa but yk

[amberlightwolfielove]

And if she found out, we all know that she would meal prep for him for a month

[soft-stims]

Source

[i-hate-you3000]

@amberlightwolfielove

[amberlightwolfielove]

It looks like you, Ocean

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[i-hate-you3000]

@amberlightwolfielove

[amberlightwolfielove]

When a store has rubber ducks

[zorymochuu]

"Morning"

[i-hate-you3000]

@amberlightwolfielove

IT'S THE TWINS :D

[amberlightwolfielove]

Leo: Great job fam! And Donnie I guess..

Donnie: If I weren’t so fascinated by our replica of Jupiter Jim, I wouldn’t probably say something like, “Look over there, PUSH—“

[zorymochuu]

"Morning"

[i-hate-you3000]

@amberlightwolfielove

IT'S THE TWINS :D

[i-hate-you3000]

idk i just think "headphones" is kind of a stupid name

[amberlightwolfielove]

You’re a stupid name

[the-number-one-dutch-lesbian]

[i-hate-you3000]

@amberlightwolfielove

[amberlightwolfielove]

I need that shirt

[gottastim]

meganmakesbubbles on ig

[i-hate-you3000]

@amberlightwolfielove

WE NEED THIS!!!!!!!!!

[amberlightwolfielove]

Oh hell yeah

[i-hate-you3000]

my father's really going down the "being a good person isn't worth it anymore" pipeline and im so fucking furious. if this mf starts being rude for no fucking reason or does the whole "the wickedest survive" shit im actually going to kick his ass.

[amberlightwolfielove]

Death Penalty

[i-hate-you3000]

my father's really going down the "being a good person isn't worth it anymore" pipeline and im so fucking furious. if this mf starts being rude for no fucking reason or does the whole "the wickedest survive" shit im actually going to kick his ass.

[food-in-the-morning]

[i-hate-you3000]

@amberlightwolfielove

[amberlightwolfielove]

*steals and eats*

[futuremoji]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

[twomoonsinthesky-twicenickel]

😂 <- are they laughing at me or with me though??

Very important distinction.

[the-grand-neb]

🔥<OH CURSES THEY WANT TO SET ME ON FIRE

[onyx-i-think]

🐟

Ok ig

[jakejavu-offical]

🙁

Fair enough /silly

[anonmous-offical]

👌

Could be worse

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

🙏

Whats that supposed to mean

[artemisiamasterofnone]

☀️

Damn

[chaos-incarnate-xd]

🎆

what

[artemisiamasterofnone]

they 'sploded

[lightsabersandbluecookies]

🗣 what does this mean

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

They gossip about you?

🚪 I don't wanna leave :(

[saber-toast-tiger]

👁 < theyre watching me

[halogen-awawawa]

🦈

I…uhm… I don’t know what this means

[carn3lian-claws]

😔

Disappointed in me. I can see that

[veinsofwires]

👅

i. Uhm. Right then.

[carn3lian-claws]

OH WAITI MISREAD THE NUMBER SO MINE IS ACTUALLY DIFFERENT

😭

oh well that's not much better

[whitestreamrct2]

❤️ < - yay…?

@zeldafloof @silly-fi5h @bassyperson @chezzitezzi @maplethedarkshine @moonflower-wings-of-fire + open tags!

[moonflower-wings-of-fire]

🙏🏻I guess they are praying for my wellbeing

@bextheibex @crowinganimations @katnissforever @mustard-in-a-bottle @stargazer56cipher @obsessive4books

[mustard-in-a-bottle]

😔

Guys.. what does this mean?

@theonlyaardvark @iminruinz @themostrandommoon @mer-acle @petercanparkacar @moonflower-wings-of-fire @seventeeneleventeen @bardorsomethinglikethat

[themostrandommoon]

🇬🇧

I mean yeah? Ig?

@theonlyaardvark @mer-acle

[theonlyaardvark]

🙂‍↕️

I guess im doing good then

@mer-acle @iminruinz @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @isoldmysoultothefae

[isoldmysoultothefae]

😒

@mustard-in-a-bottle @bardorsomethinglikethat @ellie-moonbeam @six-sox and @st4ry3mi

[ellie-moonbeam]

🔥

Help what does this mean. Do they think I'm awesome or do they want to burn me alive.

@totally-real-mari-from-omori @zenkor123 @parker818 @valdezsimp02 @ollietheocto @laurenpool2711 @littleacorn777 @kirapjo0818

[zenkor123]

You have energy, but you need to use it before it burns out.

Decipher this:

🍚🍤🎃🧨🎈♣️♦️🕹🎮📞🎬🔍🎮🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🛝♨️♨️♨️🎠🎠🛻

Tagging

@justafewberries @writes-too-much @write-on-me-forever @manawari @mollywog @thesunpersists @jay--elle @glimmeringpearl @mega-aulover @thelettersfromnoone @nobodytellyouhow

@bajegal246 @instant-yuri-machine @waltzshouldbewriting @annoying-vegan

@emmaalovesbooks @ritalinrae

[instant-yuri-machine]

😔

me too, guardian angel, me too...

tags:

@overlord-offical @bacone-official @amoebaporn @justcallmedom31 @lmhavingaboibee @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @printer-reads-505 @obsessivebookwormalert @pansexual-king-official @lightsabersandbluecookies @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @days-without-ai-ads-offical @fieryhotpotato @7-eleven-offical @silverfan77 @i-hate-network-programming @grisha-offical @thedogbard @toomuchtodooml @tinnitus-official @art-hammer-certified @raventhecrispy-offical @theonewholeftitbehind @aggressivetrash0 @kugisakinobaradesu @minute-maid-offical @cloud-makers-make-pollution @postie-offical @not-so-single-official @burning-britain-official @shah4139-offical @ayane-chan-loves-water @wallyblack1925-offical @watashiwagarydesu-offical @amy-offical @was-funny-before @mike-wheeler-offical @eraser-offical @yearning--offical @mcsm-official @erica-sinclair-offical @ninahufflepuff @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @hellincarnation @null-the-void-monarch-offical @men-in-black-official @silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical @krow-offical @zenkor123 @horror-movie-offical

@sapphic-offical @do-not-u-dare @astracaedes @kermitthebomber-offical @nancy-wheeler-offical @hollyberry-cookie-offical @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @no-one-offical @roseisgoat @livviedaltonvintagedoll @pen-out-of-ink-official @jel-e-ton-mothqueen @mjthesilly @bitch-offical @nixie-offical @wnclair @the-retired-king-of-beans @p3rpetual-moti0n @shitposterbarbie @breadteleporter-offical @book-offical @flumph-fucker @inthehousethatalwaysrains @hekate-offical @raynilikescats @im-on-crack-send-help @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @evyyy77 @kugiscki @cabbagemeteor @amkicn @omnipitant-duck @the-haiku-bot @deepsleepsoul @reyreadersblog @bookloveralina @whataspectaclebear @wayward-victorian-man @shimmerytimbers @planetahmane

@spideyplays-official @transmasc-offical @singapore-offical @killer-offical @terminat3d-m1nd +open tags

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

🔜

Thats the most ominous shit ever fym soon?

[bitten-and-girl-smitten]

🎩

What does this mean.

[evil-man-offical]

👅

EXCUSE ME?!

[slulz]

💣

well. it was fun knowing you gu💥💥💥💥💥

\\ @vnnypaws + open tags i think \\

[vnnypaws]

😂

Even my angel laughing at me...smh....

Open tags

[maroondd]

👅

NO BRO. NO. 💔💔💔

Partake in this NOW

@atlas-beholds-her, @little-adventurez, @ivy-vinezz, @js-kota-ig77, @starrpawzz, @lame-zany, @stanleyslushie, @nonbinarydiseaseexpert, @starllit, @soniczontheloose, @ivy-vinezz-trinkets, @i-love-clovers, @exploderist, @surelyimsane @clinicallycitrus @mynamesst4rzyyy

[exploderist]

🥵

Im actually going to jump of a cliff PLEASE

@laviblu3z

@averinna

@i-hate-you3000

@sunnysunsunsunsunshine

@seattlesuicide

[i-hate-you3000]

🤓

what the fuck does that even mean

@amberlightwolfielove, @gooberalt <- i am forcing the BOTH of you to partake in this get OVER HERE

@aliteralstickofcelery, @localcelestialcreature62, @disclaimeriamaloser, @andricongirlthing, @iamb0ner, @midnights-arsonistic-massacre, anyone else who wants to join :3

[amberlightwolfielove]

☺️

Oh! :D

[amberlightwolfielove]

DUOLINGO YURI

[i-hate-you3000]

if you don't like timeskip Present Mic unfollow me immediately and APOLOGIZE to him

LIKE LOOK AT HIM

HOW DARE YOU

[amberlightwolfielove]

Stupid Cockatiel looking ass

[i-hate-you3000]

if you don't like timeskip Present Mic unfollow me immediately and APOLOGIZE to him

LIKE LOOK AT HIM

HOW DARE YOU

[i-hate-you3000]

my mother's mad at me bc a craft i bought some hot glue for wasn't for school

[amberlightwolfielove]

And yet she buys herself expensive shit