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payasita

boss makes a dollar I make a dime

flat top grill penis on company time

scrtchptch

if you say so, tumblr user nutsacktorturer

payasita

im frying all of you on the penis griddle if you don't cut this shit out right now

likethecastle

one thing I really appreciate about rtd era doctor who is just how NORMAL the sets often look:

there have been at least three separate people I’ve known whose bedrooms had this vibe: the incredible clashing between different shades of pink, the dark carpet, the messiness, the poor lighting filtering through that dark curtain—I know how it feels being in this room.

I painted my room this exact color in 2008/2009. martha’s organized, but she’s a student and it’s a cramped space—she arranges her shelves the best she can, but her stuff is just stuff and doesn’t perfectly match. when I’m at school I have to dry my laundry in the middle of my room exactly the same way!

yup, that’s what every break room I’ve ever had at work looks like, with the mismatched tupperware and posters and questionably-clean microwave.

sylvia’s house is obviously intended to be coordinated, but with a nonprofessional’s taste. you can see the little pumpkins in the background from halloween, there’s a printed tablecloth at the table, the counters are that realistic mix of cluttered and clean.

even in a fancy office, we’ve got the ugly fluorescent lighting that’s not really doing anyone favors, the crooked potted plants, the sporadic beige and white walls, the random workplace posters above the printer and trash cans.

people sitting in weird places because there aren’t enough seats around the tv! the cat tower with kitty litter shoved in the corner! the overstuffed table! the slightly-crooked picture frames! this IS the vibe of being stuffed into a too-small room with company over.

I don’t know, I just love how they unapologetically show the messiness of normal life on camera?? I feel like the unglamorous-ness of it grounds the show so much?! it’s just so much fun watching a bunch of fantastical sci-fi things play out against mundane settings I see every day.

henstomper

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

elliegoose

fat tummy peeking out from the bottom of someone's shirt should receive the same appreciation that's given to tasteful cleavage in a low-cut top or a little bit of asscheek poking out from tiny shorts. this would improve society

elliegoose

i made this post while thinking gay thoughts about my girlfriend's fat tummy and didn't expect it to take off, but i am very glad to see that the Has Excellent Taste community on this site is so large

socialmaya

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theyer old enough that they used to connect

finnglas

They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.

galladegamer

beaft

If carp could speak they would all have French accents

beaft

mon dieu.... you have caught me....

cherryflavoredbutch

posts that make you say "mon dieu.... you have caught me...."

papayajuan2019

Shout out to all the baby birds who had their first flight today

bombplot-foiled-deactivated2025

i feel some obligation to speak about this as an anti embargo organizer but right now rep maria salazar of florida is trying to codify cuba as a state sponsor of terrorism. this would make ending the embargo on cuba without a color revolution nearly impossible. the embargo is not only against the will of the cuban people AND was voted against by every country in the un (minus usa/israel, with ukraine abstaining) but is, in writing, intended to get the cuban people to overthrow their government and welcome the usa’s imperialism and exploitation back into their country. if you are usamerican, please contact your state rep and ask them not to vote in favor. if not, please help call attention to the harm of the embargo and myths surrounding it perpetuated by reactionary politicians.

bombplot-foiled-deactivated2025

if you’re wondering what you can do to help beyond contacting your representatives, NNO Cuba (which i work with) has a toolkit for anti embargo activism.