A Lot of Corny Shit

I've been waiting for you. Fun times ahead

[welovegamingz]

wow… just wow

[rosenrot234]

The crazy bastard did it. I was on the forums when this dude started

[tallahasseemp3]

help

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Grandmas FTW ✨

[dunroamins]

Okay but for people who struggle with their co-ordination (me): GAME-CHANGER

[anais-ninja-bitch]

fuck it up granma

[animejebbush]

h-hewwo and wewcome to my TED talk- *a steel beam falls from the ceiling and crushes me to death*

[damonalbarngirl]

oh.....

[super-perfectqueen-reyna]

My math teacher sent this to the math group chat (read d/m/y)

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

Fellow Americans please queue this for December 2nd

[archivistre]

in httyd when gobber says “the dragon will always go for the kill” and it shows hiccup at the place where toothless spared him as he goes, “so why didn’t you?”, and later on when hiccup says he should’ve just killed toothless, that it would’ve been better for everyone, astrid asks “the rest of us would’ve done it. so why didn’t you?” and hiccup says that he saw himself in toothless, and that’s why hiccup spared him. so good. incredible. i ate that shit up like a wild rat

[senatortedcruz]

You’re a mean one mr grinch isn’t even a Christmas song. Doesn’t even mention Christmas once. Just a dude dragging the hell out of the grinch for 3 minutes. Could be played on the radio year round.

[throwbackblr]

[bisexuallsokka]

why is this so passive aggressive toward sokka i’m crying

[comradekatara]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I hate that after you hit 21 you run out of new privileges to earn. I think at 25 I should be able to use dynamite recreationally

[oe6]

[ameba-from-space]

Is it impostor syndrome?

[ameba-from-space]

This is funniest joke I have ever made in my life and I feel like you guys don’t appreciate that enough

[gorbling]

Love those ads for fake puzzle games where the puzzle is blatantly unsolvable

[gorbling]

Like

[roboticoperatingbud]

nah i got this bruv

[icky--sticky]

dont just bring up ancient memories like that with no hesitation

[cabybapa]

[nettlewildfairy]

So that point should be soft shelled and aquatic turtles and the point that says turtles should actually be tortoises. For legs/shell/soft/wet-ish? Being the circled space. And shell/legs/dry is what goes in the existing space where turtles is written.

[autismandstuff]

Honestly, probably the best social tip I could ever give you guys is literally just ask. Need to make a doctor's appointment but don't know how? Call the doctor's office and ask. Don't know the meaning of what someone said? Ask them. Don't understand the instructions you were given? Ask them to repeat or clarify. This has literally never failed me, no one's gotten angry, no one's refused to answer.

Even in situations where you think it might not work, I once accidentally missed a deadline to accept a job offer, so I called and asked if they could reset it and they did. Just today I called a doctor and asked how to schedule an appointment, the lady told me how, and then I did it. Didn't know if someone was being sarcastic or not, so I asked and they told me. Just ask.

[shittymoviedetails]

To prepare for his role in the Matrix 4 as an older Neo, Keanu Reeves spent almost two decades aging, proving his remarkable dedication to the craft.

[pocketss]

lost in the moss