praise the absolute

formerly the dark sorcerer, sauron herself - 26 - minors begone - terfs begone - i kinda just reblog whatever the hell i want, sorry - pics of me come and go u just have to be there - estoy aprendiendo español

[kalichnikov]

[clarificationsw]

literally my dad

[chaussurre]

[sadomarxist]

[bluestockingbaby]

[the-big-mood]

[ffoxer]

New contender for funniest tumblr ad I've personally received

[reptile-girl]

porn will win

[runcibility]

[gasteracanthacancriformis]

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

[gasteracanthacancriformis]

my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.

[sepdet]

[emeraldwhale]

[kleefkruid]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[knuckle-actual]

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[bitchesgetriches]

Companies That Tried to Save Money With AI Are Now Spending a Fortune Hiring People to Fix Its Mistakes

Companies that rushed to replace human labor with AI are now shelling out to have IRL workers to fix the technology's screwups.

Delicious. We love to see it.

[tobaeus]

@ralfmaximus

[ralfmaximus]

Ultimately, she spent 20 hours redoing the copy from scratch — and with her $100-per-hour rate, that meant her client was shelling out $2,000 for copy that likely would have ended up being far cheaper had a human just written it in the first place.

I love stories like this.

[tacofriend]

Get peer reviewed!

[lierdumoa]

[penandinkprincess]

girl it's a load-bearing 8 seconds

[uninfaust]

maybe your baby is crying bc it wants a cigarette

[probuccalfat1]

i never had a shane dawson phase. i knew from the second i saw the sideswept bangs that something decidedly unchic was afoot

[stantler]

Happy Memorial Day

[captain-price-returns]

Zionists:

Actual Israeli history:

[porterdavis]

[mrorel]

On February 3, 2026, Rep. Ted Lieu (D-CA) stated in a press conference and on social media that recently released Jeffrey Epstein-related documents contain "highly disturbing allegations" that Donald Trump raped and threatened to kill children.

Lieu accused House Republicans and the Justice Department of attempting to distract from these allegations by focusing on others, and he pushed for full transparency.

[bobbole]

Palestinian children were prevented from going to school by razor wire and israeli soldiers — so they sat down and studied right in front of them (via AndreyX)

[crreature]

11 year old Huda, April 26, 2026, via CNN

[gonsplode]

[a-book-of-creatures]

Mutuals feel free to pick me up and drop me off in front of prime real estate that’s all mine

I will be scared but I will appreciate it

[emjoy398]