im actually so sleepy

she/her | 20 #1 judith deuteros apologist local masc lesbian unable to enjoy anything a normal amount, jumps from fandom to fandom like it's hot potato

[a1-harbinger]

jod when he has a hard day of killing and colonizing planets

[runasulienadanika]

the locked tomb is really just one big situationship.

Harrow had been in love with Alecto since she was 10 but she also hated and loved Gideon, who hated and loved her, and Gideon had a crush on "Dulcinea" and Palamedes thought he had a thing with "Dulcinea" but he really had a thing with Dulcinea and at the same time he and Camilla used the thin line between platonic devotion and incest like a fucking jump rope and if things worked out between him and Dulcinea then Camilla would definitely be included in the package. Coronabeth flirted with Camilla and introduced herself as her partner but really she wanted Camilla to treat her like she treated Nona (motherly?). Nona loved everyone and she maybeee loved Camilla romantically but not exactly (but a few people thought they really had a thing) and she lowkey had a crush on Coronabeth (like everyone), who was in love with Judith who was in love with her own cavalier and Corona and she and Judith both accused each other of being attracted to Camilla, and Corona also had an incest thing with Ianthe who had the hots for Harrow and knew that Harrow loved Gideon and Alecto but she also suggested that Harrow and Camilla were together, and Ianthe would probably sleep with Augustine if she could gain something from it. Augustine hated Mercymorn but they had a threesome with John (who loved Alecto and maybe Harrow too? in a weird way?) multiple times and they loved him but also planned to kill him and Mercy almost had Gideon with John but he ended up having her with Wake who hated him and his lyctors but at the same time she had an affair with G1deon and Pyrrha who shared a body.

and i'm sure this is not the end.

[the-boring-distopia]

Somebody should give poor judith some weed and four energy drinks. It either fixes her or it finally puts her out of her misery.

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[loveridden1999]

me listening to my tunes

[baejax-the-great]

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

[cranity]

it doesn't make sense

[a1-harbinger]

what gift to give for the birthday of someone you met for the first time last week and for 80% of the time you hung out you were drunk off your ass .com

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[wegottagetouttahere]

Pyrrha, outside the bar: *lighting a cigarette* when I graduated high school your entire civilization didn’t exist yet isnt that weird

Palamedes, stone cold sober: can yuo put that out on me

[grynwood]

It's their day 🌷

[noahselack]

thinking about tlt again

[maggotfeed]

gay ever since he was born

[a1-harbinger]

i recently watched "go for it, nakamura" and, as with all media i consume, i have turned it into wlw in my head.

i might make a longer post about this, but right now all i want to say is that if it was, nakamura would be a masc lesbian.

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[a1-harbinger]

now tumblr, you cant possibly think i would be interested in this.

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.