lucky is dead

yet something's stirring.

[terminalmontage-deactivated2019]

NEW MARIO 64 SPEED RUNNING WORLD RECORD!!!  1:49 0 STARS NON-TAS! Something About Super Mario 64!

[ashen0ne]

[itsdormant-deactivated20180402]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[rikuzegram]

First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it.

Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL

[thedevilsofficialblog]

NEWS PIG

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.”

[glizzygaymer]

I chuckling so hard rn

[gingersnapwolves]

okay but can we talk about how “I will have a wall built with your questions and your bones” is such a raw fucking line though

[mostlysignssomeportents]

The future is here today: you can't play Bach on Youtube because Sony says they own his compositions

James Rhodes, a pianist, performed a Bach composition for his Youtube channel, but it didn’t stay up – Youtube’s Content ID system pulled it down and accused him of copyright infringement because Sony Music Global had claimed that they owned 47 seconds’ worth of his personal performance of a song whose composer has been dead for 300 years.

This is a glimpse of the near future. In one week, the European Parliament will vote on a proposal to force all online services to implement Content ID-style censorship, but not just for videos – for audio, text, stills, code, everything.

Just last week, German music professor Ulrich Kaiser posted his research on automated censorship of classical music, in which he found that it was nearly impossible to post anything by composers like Bartok, Schubert, Puccini and Wagner, because companies large and small have fraudulently laid claim to their whole catalogs.

Europeans have one week to contact their MEPs to head off this catastrophe.

Stop what you’re doing and contact two friends in the EU right now and send them to Save Your Internet – before it’s too late.

https://boingboing.net/2018/09/05/mozart-bach-sorta-mach.html

[sadlean-deactivated20140712]

[land-of-birds-and-comics]

Donald Duck Goes To Group Therapy For His Debilitating Executive Dysfunction And It’s Just Played Completely Straight For Like Four Pages Like What

[nintendo]

Tune in 9/6 at 3pm PT for a new Nintendo Direct featuring around 35 minutes of information on upcoming Nintendo 3DS and Nintendo Switch titles.

https://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct

[battlevilla]

[gallusrostromegalus]

I wonder how many homestucks out there have “Secure” passwords that are really just regular shitty passwords but with thier favorite Typing Quirk.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Repsonses So far: 

Homestucks: I Feel Called Out And Am Being Personally Kinkshamed In My Own Home In Front Of God And My Cat

Normal people: “You know what? That’s as good a strategy as any.”

[thesaurus-robot]

gallusrostromegalus :

gallusrostromegalus :

cardinal amazement however some homestucks outer on that point undergo “ fortify ” passwords that square measure truly sensible usual bad passwords only with thier contender writing strangeness .

Repsonses thusly immoderate :

Homestucks : halogen property titled come out And master’s degree animate thing in person Kinkshamed metal My personal come back stylish place Of supernatural being And My adult female

practice be : “ You tell apart what ? That’s every bit healthy metric linear unit military science element immoderate . ”

ThesaurusBot 0.2.1

[gallusrostromegalus]

This is totally incomprehensible! Thank you!

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

holy fuckin shit. 

someone splurge out the 50 dollars that it’d take for me to do this whole goddamn ting 

[gallusrostromegalus]

How much would someone have to cough up to get it written up in a homestuck typing quirk tho?  

[psychoticrambling]

(I combined as many quirks as I could remember, kudos to anyone who can read this shit) 

R3p50n5e5 7hu5ly 1mm0d3r4t3 :

)(0m35tuck5 : )(al0g3n pr0p3rty t1tl3d c0m3 0ut 4nd m45t3r’5 d3gr33 4n1m8 th1ng 1n purrs0n K1nk5)(4m3d m3t4l My purrs0n4l c0m3 b4ck styf1s)( pl4ce 0f supurrn4tur4l be1ng 4nd My 4dult f3m4l3

pr4ct1c3 bee : “ You t3ll 4p4rt ww)(at ? T)(4t’5 3v3ry b1t )(34lt)(y m3tr1c l1n34r un1t m1l1t4ry sc13nc3 3l3m3nt 1mm0d3r8 .

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

thanks i have necrotising fasciitis now

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

[gallusrostromegalus]

I am laughing like a teakettle right now. All that I can manage is a high pitched whistling noise that’s confusing the dog. Thank you.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

I HAVE WORK IN A HALF HOUR YOU CUCKS

[gallusrostromegalus]

My poor dog is extremely confused by my teakettle noises.  This has been the highlight of my afternoon.  Thank you. 

(also to be clear- I’m not making fun of the password thing- it’s legit strategy.  I’m just extremely amused by the self-inflicted fuckor)

[rairii]

This is amazing

[everythingfox]

The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

[evilkillerpoptarts]

Foxes are cat software being run on dog hardware.  Clearly this fox is operating on the Kitten OS.

[misselaineofoz]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[r4id44n-deactivated20190729]

the tragic destiny

[cirrates]

inspired by @magifoofa‘s boneless flag, I now present to you the bone flag! for people with bones.

the colors represent bones. the red is for bone marrow.

(rb/credit if you use)

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

https://www.businessinsider.com/how-much-money-billionaires-celebrities-make-per-hour-2018-8

[marxist-peach]

Do you ever think about how Jeff Bezos could feed literally more than a million food insecure people while losing an hour’s wage but you have to tell yourself no when you want to buy a coffee but can’t because that’s all your rent money?

I do too

[norrington-hell]

[cagaderamental]

[megheadmed]

You need.. you need to unmute…

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!

[colombian-jacob-49]

This is perfection 😂

[chickenmcnuggies]

god does anyone else remember how in the first pmd game you had to buy plots of land for ur pokemon buddies to live on when they weren’t exploring? like that was cute and nice (if not a little cumbersome) but then there was like. legendary pokemon that would be like “ah yes you see i’d LOVE to help you or w/e but im afraid you must meet my very specific standards of living before I even consider it”

 like okay what’s ur standards? 

“OH YOU KNOW, A MOUNTAIN WHERE ONLY I, HO-OH, LIVE. SURROUNDED BY A PLETHORA OF RAINBOWS WITH A WONDERFUL SUNSET VIEW WITH A CONSTANT SEA BREEZE”

like ok you pompous chicken

[celceta]

I’ve been looking for you. Got something I’m supposed to deliver - your hands only.

[celceta]

[yesterdaysprint]

Reading Times, Pennsylvania, October 14, 1926

[yougotthatlove]

Too early?

[yesterdaysprint]

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, October 24, 1932: