I Like To Consider Myself A Philosopher

I love the people and the people love me so much that they restored the English monarchy I'm part Scottish French Italian a little bit Dane but one hundred percent party animal champagne? Spaniels I adored names after me too like me they were fun with a natty hair do is today my birthday I can't recall let's have a party anyway because I love a mask ball.

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boys will be boys held accountable for their actions

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From my observations, adulthood seems to mainly consist of paying bills and purposely buying expensive cheese with bits in it. 

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Bartender: What can I get you?

Me: I’ll have a gin and chronic depression

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“oooh you look so nice! who are you wearing makeup for ;)”

ummmm, me bitch i want compliments 

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So I was looking at the list of like the 6000 most common words in the American-English speaking language and it turns out “John” is more common than the words: 

Yes, Today, God, Left, Child, Cold, Am, & Bad.

So now my view of the world has completely changed and I can’t quite make sense of anything.

[dizzleceezy]

friends, lemme share this little gem with you

FIRST! The inner flap:

oh dear indeed… 

some people crayons are jerks.

:’(

:D

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :’’’’) :’’’’’’’’)))))))))))

i just have a lot of feelings about this book and think everyone should own it

[naliniasha]

i lovethis so much

[beastmac]

trans… trans crayon?

[windows-operating-system-deacti]

Yes

[somewhat-honest-abe]

Reblog if you’re a trans crayon, love trans crayons, or you thought this book was friggin adorable

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Three cheers for trans crayons!!!

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The seven deadly sins

•Wrath

•Pride

•Gluttony

•Lust

•Greed

•Envy

•Bitting into a Kit-Kat without breaking it first.

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I submitted my application and resume

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB

[922703]

[boingmann]

reblog for good luck

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*wears a leather jacket and had headphones on in public to try and be badass*

*is actually listening to the Mulan soundtrack*

*is successful in being badass because Mulan is a inspirationally cool and the movie is about a strong and empowered woman, and teaches young girls not to be intimidated by guys because they can be just as good, as well as teaching children it’s okay to be different, whilst appreciating Chinese culture and defeating the huns*

[crowecreates]

I think in light of Stephen Hawking passing, I would like to remind everyone that ALS is a horrible tragic disease. Watching my best friend suffer from it has no joke been the single worst miserable thing. Ever. ALS had it’s 15 minutes of fame after the ice bucket challenge but I would really really encourage people to still raise awareness towards ALS and donate if it’s within their means. Stephen Hawking surviving so long and being able to continue to even just interact with others is in thanks to equipment and resources many ALS patients just don’t have. If you really loved Stephen Hawking please consider donating to the ALS Association or participating in an ALS walk/fundraising event! 

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This is so important

[finehoney]

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

[finehoney]

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

[librarydvd]

Reblog for love

[maobeedong]

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

[clevelandslair]

I’ve been dating my boy for 2 years and today he sneezed directly on my face and got a booger on me :’) Love is just so beautiful

[thebossbaby-official]

…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.

[jcneeyre-deactivated20161002]

holy fucking shit

[i-say-no-to-status-quoo]

did you just gif the whole fucking movies

[carm3lsunday]

Fucking genius

[bitch-puddin]

Bitch, EVEN THE CREDITS??

[jc-drawings-deactivated20210727]

THIS DUDE JUST MADE GIFS OF ENTIRE MOVIES HOLLY SHIT

[candiikismet]

I JUST GOT MY ENTIRE LIFE! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

My childhood in one gifset 💜

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Ummm. okay. first of all. WOW.

[bob-belcher]

[knitmeapony]

Mark Hamill goodnaturedly patting Chadwick Boseman on the shoulder to celebrate his success is one of the most blessed images I’ve ever seen.

[fuocogo]

This is the Money Chadwick. Reblog In 47 minutes to get 48 million dollars.

[surprise-adoption]

Bottle rocket under ice

[overtheunderpass]

rad 

[edwardspoonhands]

I’m pretty sure that the reason the ice fractured into six slices is the same reason snowflakes are often six sided and it has to do with the shape of a molecule of water and I just think that’s so freaking cool.

[opulene-archive]

How would it even stay lit though?

[orangejuiceaholic-deactivated20]

!!!!! it IS actually because of the structure of water molecules! Water molecules are fuckin weird, as are lots of other liquid substance molecules, because theyre shaped like fuckin HEXAGONS! hexagons are those weird, six-sided shapes that re very sturdy, but they dont tend to sit very well when stacked together. thats why, when you fill up a glass of water to its full capacity, it can go OVER the brim a little and not spill over. It’s also why water beads.

anyway, so since water is essentially made up of a gazillion little hexagons, it tends to gather into larger hexagons as it shapes together. this is not visible unless the water is in a solid form, aka ice. when the water is split, it tends to crack around the established hexagons. that bottle rocket exploded in the PERFECT place to show this phenomenon and its geeking me out.

ALSO! the bottle rocket stays lit because the fuse was definitely waterproof and made with magnesium and an oxidizer of some sort. this means that they will burn underwater because they dont need the oxygen from the air to stay lit. thats so fucking weird isnt it. im tipsy and its the 4th of july. sorry for the science haha

[inside-us-only-stars]

Don’t you dare apologize for science

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*reblogs for the science*

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The sad thing is that my goal in life is just to be happy. And not to be happy in a way that I’m smiling 24/7 and breathing rainbows, but in the way I just want to be content, I just want to not be sad. Why is this my goal, and why is it so hard to achieve?

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So I accidentally watched all the seasons of an entire show in a week and this is why I’m going nowhere in life

[sixpenceee]

What breaking ice on a trampoline looks like. From here

[thesilencedmasses]

This is so unspeakably satisfying, holy shit

[roseboo02]

Omg its like glass