[aaaaoouuuuuugghhhh]

i love how tall hannah einbinder looked in camp miasma just bc gillian anderson is so short

[aaaaoouuuuuugghhhh]

gonna paint my fucking nails. for laszlo, for spoike. but mostly for me

[aaaaoouuuuuugghhhh]

kid asked me “do you wanna be a goth boy?”

[capinejghafa]

CLUE (1985) dir. JONATHAN LYNN

[aaaaoouuuuuugghhhh]

really annoying to find hannah einbinder so sexy. like it’s too obvious

[echofades]

all in a days work (x)

[mumblesplash]

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

[cryptotheism]

im starting a foundation to introduce underprivileged children to forbidden techniques

[shanyshko]

the leader of the hunter gatherer group: no, pointed, like this- see?

shane in a past life surrounded by wood shavings and holding a long curved stick: i don't know leader. are you sure. this just feels right

[does-this-character-eat-pussy]

Does Kim Wexler from Better Call Saul eat pussy?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 10 hours

Submitted by anon 🦪 Also want to skip the line?

[aaaaoouuuuuugghhhh]

how to write a character who is a great strategist when you are a terrible strategist

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

*suddenly dead serious* I get so gay off that tequila.

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

I get so gay off that tequila.

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

Crank it.

[aaaaoouuuuuugghhhh]

when it’s busy at the after school program and the nonbinary teacher gets mean

[woman-respecter]

when u first listen to bridge over water album and u gotta start using hall and oates for your musical duo jokes bc u realized simon and garfunkel is serious business not a laughing matter.

[woman-respecter]

“do you think hall and oates explored eachother’s bodies?” hehe haha what a delightful concept

“do you think simon and garfunkel explored eachother’s bodies?” [stonefaced] i think for a time they did…but that time is over. love can be so fleeting.

[aaaaoouuuuuugghhhh]

i do love jake lacey’s willingness to always play a shitbag. like his big break was oohh im a cute little guyyy im jim 2.0, did a couple romcoms, and now every role he takes is like. white collar dad who is jeff the killer

[angelhive]

santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant garde 

[lucyflawless]

the planet won't heal until fat butches are a common sight in media

[gentlekiss]

my beautiful newly adopted son. hard to photograph bc he kept getting closer for cuddles