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allison x 20 x ace af “I come with an agenda: I am in the business of making art because I want to change the world.”

[aaarontjohnsons-blog]

The Signs True Weakness

ARIES: Their anger, their protectiveness

TAURUS: Their powerful blinding crushes, obsessions, inability to let go

GEMINI: Animals, arguments, hearing an opinion different from theirs

CANCER: Other people, laziness

LEO: Trust issues, depression

VIRGO: Loneliness, fear of rejection, anxiety

LIBRA: Conformity, stubbornness, temper

SCORPIO: Fear, abandonment

SAGITTARIUS: The dark, falling, clumsiness

CAPRICORN: Fear of abandonment, anxiety, awkwardness, inability to tell others how they feel

AQUARIUS: Their superiority complex, their temper, their frightening tone of voice

PISCES: Their loved ones, animals, kindness

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I really, really hate how awful I am in regards to keeping in contact with others. I want healthy and fulfilling relationships with my friends, but it’s very hard for me to wholly invest myself. I want to talk to you, but it’s difficult for me to muster the energy to do so sometimes. I want to hang out with you, but isolation also sounds nice right now. I’ll read your texts, but I’m not necessarily in the mood to reply at the moment. Then I feel anxious attempting to reach out when I do have the energy and I am in a good mood because I feel like I pushed you away and you dislike me now, so I usually remain isolated. I feel selfish because of it. And I feel like a bad friend.

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[pumped-up-happiness]

Visit Original Link

[jakegyllenhalal-deactivated2023]

[blackgirlsvevo]

where is the Grammy for this

[aaarontjohnsons-blog]

Who You Should Fight: Greek Gods Edition

Zeus: Don't fight Zeus. You'll only end up sleeping with him. On second thought, do fight Zeus.

Hera: Look, I'm not saying anyone is really going to try to stop you, but I am saying she is petty as shit and will dedicate the rest of your life to destroying you in other ways. Your call.

Poseidon: You could probably fight Poseidon. Dude is built like a brick shithouse but he'd think it was a good time and buy you a beer afterwards.

Demeter: Are you fucking kidding? She created a new season the last time someone really pissed her off. Do not fucking fight Demeter.

Hades: Fight Hades, but only in spring, and then ask to see pictures of his dog.

Hestia: Are you Satan

Aphrodite: Arguably the lowest reward to risk ratio on this list. What is even the point here. Might as well save us all some time and punch yourself in the groin.

Athena: If you must, a sneak attack is required, and even then you’re still probably boned. Alternately, distract her first with statements such as "Mozart is an overrated hack" and "Garfield is not funny."

Hephaestus: You could beat Hephaestus. You could not beat Hephaestus' robot army. Do not fight Hephaestus.

Ares: Absolutely fight Ares. This is a no-brainer. Literally everyone wants you to kick Ares' ass including Ares. You might feel bad when he starts crying but only if you are weak.

Artemis: Do not fight Artemis. Do not talk to Artemis. Do not look at Artemis. Do not think about Artemis.

Apollo: What did I just fucking say

Hermes: You could beat him if you could catch him, but you can't, and even if you did, he would convince you to talk it out instead, buy you a drink, and be gone before you noticed your wallet was missing. Avoid.

Dionysus: Dionysus is an easy fight until he decides not to be. You could fight Dionysus but under no circumstances force him to give a shit.

Persephone: Don't fight Persephone. She will beat you up. Her mom will beat you up. Her husband will probably also be unpleasant and disapproving in some way. Listen to trash pop with Persephone instead.

Hebe: Idk man, she bites.

Iris: Yo have you ever tried to punch a rainbow?

Heracles: Dude has seen some shit. You may think you're bad enough but you really aren't. There is literally no way this could end well for you. Do not fight Heracles.

[mooonbride]

Straight People: (spend literally centuries erasing the histories of queer people who made themselves known and pressuring the rest with threat of violence to the point where they’re forced to keep it a secret their whole lives) Straight People: whats with this RECENT FAD where everyones SUDDENLY GAY

[beholdingslut]

Achilles’ eyes lift. They are bloodshot and dead. “I wish he had let you all die.”

The Song of Achilles, Madeline Miller (via remuslupinly)

[jilyislife]

Reblog this with your -astrological sign -mb personality type -Hogwarts house

I want to see if I can find a perfect match (and for other people to find their matches)

[aaarontjohnsons-blog]

I'm always drinking at family gatherings

[tomriidle]

12 minutes after pietro died, wanda looked up at the sky and smiled sadly.

“i’m older now.”

[astrolocherry]

venus in aries requires: excitement, crusades, play provides you: loyalty, stimulation, protection

venus in taurus requires: continuity, sexual appreciation, pleasure provides you: comfort, repose, sensuality

venus in gemini requires: lightness, open communication, change provides you: amusement, knowledge, laughter

venus in cancer requires: reassurance, affection, solace provides you: warmth, unconditional love, guardianship

venus in leo: requires: validation, royal treatment, treasuring provides you: sunshine, pride, exuberant affection

venus in virgo: requires: routine, recognition, mental rapport provides you: support, understanding, healing

venus in libra: requires: devotion, traditional romance, companionship provides you: equality, gentleness, allegiance

venus in scorpio: requires: depth, provocation, curiosity invocation provides you: passion, mystic riches, dedication

venus in sagittarius: requires: movement, variation, intellectual rapport provides you: wisdom, joy, worldliness

venus in capricorn: requires: encouragement, the promise of something long term, vision provides you: inspiration, safety, dependability

venus in aquarius: requires: independence, eccentricity, mental stimulation provides you: insight, exhilaration, sexual liberation

venus in pisces: requires: tranquility, safekeeping, a sanctuary for the both of you provides: empathy, otherworldly transportation, guidance

[winterwldow]

Sebastian Stan in Ricki And The Flash

[buckienats-blog]

roses are red violets are blue chris evans

[liquorinthefront]

Kristen Stewart, shot by Sebastian Kim for Vanity Fair France

[officialkirstenmcduffie]

oh for fuck’s sake

[sashayed]

WE COULD’VE HAD IT AAAAAAAAALL

[sashayed]

HONESTLY LIKE SAM CLAFLIN SEEMS LIKE A NICE DUDE BUT A FIVE MONTH OLD CHILD COULD SUCCESSFULLY ARGUE THAT HE IS NOT, IN FACT, ONE OF THE MOST STUNNING SENSUOUS PEOPLE ON THE PLANET. MEANWHILE

THIS GUY

THISSSSSS GUYYYYYYYY

[sashayed]

[superherofeed]

[celestial-fury]