Hey Can I Interest You In Some Uhhhhhhhh

Please, Mr. Horsecock was my mother. Call me Greg.

[despazito]

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

[krambee]

noonoo….

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[lastoneout]

Reigen Arataka and Eleanor Shellstrop are the same character.

[lastoneout]

And they could swap positions and everything would still work out. Reigen "Just Be A Good Person" Arataka would fix TGP's afterlife in like two seconds while Eleanor would figure out how to fist fight ghosts even without psychic powers before going out for sushi with Mob.

[burgers-and-diatribe]

Me: *is trying to focus and do my work*

Also me: "I bet that in one of the hundreds of 'reboots' in The Good Place back when Michael was still trying to torture everybody, the way that Eleanor figured out they were actually in The Bad Place was she tried to say 'what the hell' once and the auto-filter changed her words to 'what the here' like the demons say sometimes and she immediately was just like-

[pangur-and-grim]

when I was a kid I tried writing a story about a pegasus that hatched from an egg. a girl found it and brought it to her house, and the line that follows is now permanently stuck in my head. because the pegasus was brand new, right? just born? experiencing the world with pussy fresh eyes? so when it saw the windows of her house, it said "what the heck, it's as though transparent lakes have somehow been shaped into rectangles and firmed up to make the rectangles solid."

and after writing that line, I just shut down Microsoft word in disgust and walked away and did something else for a while. never touched that story again, because jesus christ.

[pangur-and-grim]

[dateamonster]

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

[brucebocchi]

american yuri

n-no... we can't! w-we're both burgers!

[zizelle]

ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

[plum-soup]

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

[pancakeke]

I’m watching season one simpsons

[ampersketch-art]

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

Source

[liberalsarecool]

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[tpwrtrmnky]

Tbh I think the "but data centers are important infrastructure, not just AI" talking point misses that like

Ok so roads are important infrastructure. A lot of stuff that's important happens on roads. Now, let's imagine that quadrillionaire Matt Stench has decided that the next big tech innovation is the Wide Car. It's a car that takes up six lanes despite seating only one passenger.

The Wide Car is supposed to be the future, and everyone's going to be driving Wide Cars, even though nobody who makes Wide Cars is turning a profit. Employers are offering Wide Cars as an employee benefit, and getting "nah." Some employers are going as far as demanding their employees drive Wide Cars, and the result is that people take time out of their workdays to get in the mandatory gas usage for their Wide Car before driving home in a regular car.

In spite of the fact that the Wide Car is clearly set to fail, there's an enormous push to expand to twelve-lane roads to accommodate a bunch of Wide Cars that simply will not materialize. This is not an organic response to demand, but a speculative investment that amplifies the existing issues with road development for no good reason.

That is the problem.

[tpwrtrmnky]

Oh and the road infrastructure project is buying up resources other people could have used for literally anything else. With money they promise they'll be making from Wide Car sales any day now.

[tpwrtrmnky]

Okay so what I'm getting from the notes is that when you try to transplant some techbro nonsense into an offline equivalent, you have to be careful to avoid simply inventing something the Americans are already doing in real life

[shaiko-system]

i've stood next to one, 5'3", its sheer presence genuinely fucking intimidates me. that thing should not be on the road.

[shofarsogood]

This is also a problem in the US because

These cars don't fit into parking spaces and make pulling out in parking lots impossible

The weight of big cars is causing additional stress on roads and bridges

The number of big cars and trucks is directly linked to the number of children struck by cars because the drivers can't see over the hood!

These cars should be banned. They're not even useful for hauling because the truck bed space keeps shrinking.

[doomhamster]

...please don't be telling me there are Even Wider Cars that we aren't seeing in Europe? Because the humongousness of some of the cars people are trying and failing to cram into our parking garages here in Sweden already causes disasters, frankly.

[thebiscuiteternal]

Doomy, I am so sorry to tell you this, but Ford put this thing on the market last year.

And this is its even worse sibling from this year.

[doomhamster]

...well shit.

[valtsv]

it's always "you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap" and never "why didn't anyone try to help you out of the trap" or "why weren't you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth"

[trufflesmushroom]