Give us the bits!

The sister blog to eht-ahmnu-aegm, for collecting all the less theory-craft relevant and more flavorful Human Game tidbits. Between this and eht-ahmnu-aegm, I should have every dang scrap of content Friday has made about the murderstuck idiots. (Caveat: not quite every THG post; stuff like update announcments and general, tidbitless enthusiasm will be left behind. If you're interested, go through #friday and her nonsense like I've done.) Tag page is not going to be kept up to date, but tags are the same as on EAA. Eht-ahmnu-aegm Original

[thehappinessmachine]

Mr. Sato, a Mr. Kite keeps talking about how he's so stylish and sophisticated and how he "rules" a "realm." (Is that some sort of slang for a CEO?) I think we should proactive and do something about this guy. I mean, it sounds like he's planning to monopolize some sort of industry. Any plans?

Mr. Kite? Who is that, some kind of obscure Bond villain? I never heard of him, why should I care? I know the business well enough to know when someone is pulling the shades over my eyes, get lost.

[thehappinessmachine]

dandan ur cute

*looks over shoulder* Dandan…hey, wait, you mean me?!

[thehappinessmachine]

joe your coat is the best coat ok. also ur cute

Thank you! See, SOMEBODY appreciates fashion!

*cue seth laughing uproariously in the background*

[thehappinessmachine]

ANSWER MY QUESTIONS, YOU SHINY-FACED LOON. ANSWER ME, CANCEL. WHERE ARE THE MUPPETS?

My, my, so worked up! Why, maybe I’ll let you enter my quarters, see if you can find this silly “muppet room” of yours…trust me, you’ll be perfectly alright…

[thehappinessmachine]

Cancel, don't lie to me. YOU KNOW WHERE THE MUPPET ROOM IS.

I’m afraid I have no idea what you’re talking about!

[thehappinessmachine]

Dear Mr. Seth Turner Sato where do we sign up to hug you.

Nowhere. Get your grubby hands off me, I paid over 500 dollars for this suit.

[thehappinessmachine]

Cancel, do you have something creepy and symbolic to say about muppets?

…What are muppets?

[thehappinessmachine]

THG AU where Cancel is a malign A.I with technopathic powers that is a fragment of the advanced hypercomputer (I just made that term up, higher than a supercomputer) Prometheus which was intended to host a social experiment over the internet to study human behaviour. AU-Cancel has the power to make people switch places with their online personas (Andrew Hussie the meek shut-in nerd nervously narrates HS). TROLLS DO NOT BELONG INSIDE US!!! (This is probs a bit too close to actual THG).

[thehappinessmachine]

What is God!Dandan's favorite thing about being a God? What is his least favorite?

Favorite: having the power to protect the people he loves and likes from anything that might hurt them

Least favorite: sucking at being a god because hes forgotten like almost everything about how to be a god and just goes around trying his best not to mess up anything

[thehappinessmachine]

Hi there! I'm Anti-Cancel, and I think all this nasty, monster-filled Human Game business is getting the contestants down in the dumps. : ( So I wanted to throw them a party to cheer them all up! Karaoke night, whoooo! But I don't what music they want to sing to, so could you give me some tips? Pretty pleeeease? Thankies!!! :D

HELLO ANTI-CANCEL HOW ARE YOU

Kate - any good classic ballad she could yell out her heart to, like Don’t Stop Believing

Joe - anything leonard cohen or just something really downtempo

Seth - just…this

Connor - he has a soft spot for ABBA. i am not joking

Thalia - anything really classic, like Frank Sinatra

Abigail - something fun and easy to sing, like Elvis or the Beatles!

Camilla - good luck getting her to sing

Daniel - THE CHEESIEST LOVE SONG YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE

[thehappinessmachine]

Chili Challenge: Seth and Camilla

I know it’s a little late, but I made a Seth and Camilla comic based off of that one post about the two of them being in a chili-eating contest oh god i’m so sorry

Keep reading

[thehappinessmachine]

Headcanon: Seth goes through some terrible event that makes him serious and grows up to be agent six from generator rex

oh my god this guy even has the turquoise suit and goatee and sunglasses

and the general hatred towards everything ever SETH IS THAT YOU (I’m like 200% sure the entire Human Game is that terrible event so yeah, this could totally happen)

[megarock35]

I love this anon because I never made that connection and it’s so /perfect/

[thehappinessmachine]

sometimes i remember this post exists and i am happy

[thehappinessmachine]

would abby girl be unseth for halloween

she would if she could even see what he looked like now

[thehappinessmachine]

who in thg and bro mons loves cute things the most?

Camilla and Abigail do in THG, and Isaac does in Brother Monster!

[thehappinessmachine]

viridian-plains replied to your post: mrjonesingaybabyjail said:what th…

did she have a side ponytail

no but

frick seth turner sato is a literal ANIME PROTAGONIST I’M GONNA

[thehappinessmachine]

what the heck i didnt know seth's mom was dead

seth’s mom in the role of “not appearing in this adventure because SHE’S DEAD”

[jovian12]

Cast of superego meets cast of the human game, who would get on the best, who would get on the least?

Friday and I have rped and Louis and Seth are friends and it’s scary

[mistytpednaem]

[thehappinessmachine]

what she says is 100% true and i am very scared