The cheeksparkles won my heart

I was personally attacked by this Sparkle Elf. Hey, are you under 18? Maybe don’t follow.

[zonerbonerz]

Someone: so why do you like elves so much

Me:

[aaravos-baritone]

Hi! I think I already asked this and I’m sorry if this is the second message you get from me(I have memory problems I’m so sorry) but I wanted to ask if you take requests for Aaravos x reader stuffs!

Hi friend!! Sorry it took a minute to get back to you, I’m not super active on this account anymore.

I’m not taking requests right now, mostly because I haven’t been feeling inspired by Aaravos for a couple months.

Thank you so much for asking though!! I hope you find a writer to take your request.

[astraskylark]

Hey fandom

[aaravos-baritone]

[thoughtidtry]

You know my expectations of men have always been high because of fictional characters, but I don’t think I’ve said “Spencer Reid would never treat me like this” more in my life than the last couple months after rewatching criminal minds

[aaravos-baritone]

Hey op? Mood.

[ambassadorquark]

youtube comment of the week

[araavos]

Do I have a problem? Yes.

You’re welcome. 

[aaravos-baritone]

Some people...use glowing cat elves...to cope

[freakystrashdump]

Smol and tol - love me a man who can pick me up like a sack of potatoes

So hey, it’s been a while since I’ve done some good ol’ self insert art on this blog! So here’s something I’ve worked on a while between many commissions; a while back after the Aaravos comic started making rounds, I got a few asks when I’m gonna draw more of this fabulous elf, and I finally got around to it.

[aaravos-baritone]

listen man my dreams are telling me that im not over my little 11 year old crush on prince zuko, so tumblr can fuck off im not reading into that shit

[aaravos-breaks-the-internet]

I don't know if anyone sent in an ask about this before or not, but your ear wiggles are absolutely adorable.

Oh, you mean like so?

[aaravos-baritone]

HI it’s 2019 and I’m bringing you NONELF CONTENT

FOR ONCE

IM NOT OVER THIS BOY

AND IM SAD ABOUT IT

(thank u)

[subatomicbettyart]

im back on my bullshit

[aavravros]

Aaravos: what do you have??

Viren: a KNIFE

Aaravos: yes, good

[aaravos-baritone]

Elf Fucker Journey

Alternative Title: Why Kate Turned Out Like This

Phase 1: Baby Elf, unaware of how far this will go - young, innocent~

Legolas is PRETTY and SHOOTS ARROWS and that’s all it took to win my 5 year old heart

Phase 2: Picture this, it’s 2008 and I’m about to start middle school WHICH MEANS

COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF EYELINER and BABYS FIRST VILLAIN

With a side of BISEXUAL PANIC

Phase 3: Teenager, just learned what an Fantasy RPG was, and it’s ANGST and TAGIC BACKSTORIES galore ft~

ITS NOT A PHASE MOM

and SIGN MY PETITION, END THE HUMAN RACE

Now it’s 2019, I’m WAY too old for this shit and this motherfucker waltzes in a reminds me that I’d sell my soul for pointy eared edgelords thank you and goodnight

I hate him.

[aaravos-baritone]

Do you have any idea who I am???

I run a quasi-successful meme blog, I’ll have you know!!!

(Thanks for 700 followers, u thots)

[aaravos-baritone]

Elf man is running the show and I hate it

[defending-harmony]

Here’s an idea: describe your favourite Pokémon poorly!

Mine: what you get when you mix happiness and a very loopy dog.

[aaravos-baritone]

I fully, 100% KNOW that if I wanted David Tennant to be in my show I’d just tell him ‘you get to be scottish’

And then I’d have David Tennant in my show