eccedentesiast

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

Who wants to hear my new conspiracy theory about lawyers

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

Can’t legally lie, but they trade in half-truths and misleading language

Obsessed with contracts

Required to follow the letter (but not the spirit) of the law

Really good at exploiting loopholes

Range from semi-helpful to openly malevolent

Conclusion?? Faeries

[just-shower-thoughts]

Why are there 2 A’s in Aaron? Why not 6? What’s stopping us?

[clotair]

i wish no one knew anything about me 

[laclefdescoeurs]

Still Life of Books, Brush, Inkwell and a Pen on a Table, 1902, Edward Norton Griffith

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

truthfully I hate being ugly and filled with rage but !!! I guess we can’t all be winners

[roseys-deactivated20181203]

no offense to positivity but i love holding grudges and i’m not going to forget about someone who hurt me

[bpdtucker]

i love when irrational jealousy grips me by the throat and body slams me into the inescapable abyss of Overthinking and Rage

[pomeray-deactivated20140809]

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

[thatsthat24]

GASP

the wontons…

[asteri4z]

The wontons…?

[lum1natrix]

[bombing]

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

[lorelaiscoffee]

You know who’s really nice to talk to? The people at the unemployment agency.

[1chainzdeactivated-deactivated2]

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

[sunfortune]

“don’t be a bitter bitch be a better bitch” haha that’s where you’re mistaken fool I can multitask and will excel at both

[northcoast]

I wanna make you laugh and kiss you everywhere

[shadesalvarez-deactivated201612]

Name a more iconic duo than me and pettiness… I’ll wait

[timotaychalamet]

La Piscine (1969) dir. Jacques Deray

[catbuddy-deactivated20161201]

im the whole package. jealous, ugly, and a bitch