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"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

#the store i worked at had dial up until 2019 or 2020 🥲 was great to have an excuse to not take a phone call when doing a card transaction #but super slow

maelwife

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

enbaluka-tokyo-drift

hillergoodspeed

october 19th 2027 will contain an entire month within itself called "freakvember"

girlteuthis

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

#am almost 26 and this weekend my partner and i bought a badminton set for our backyard so we can do more playing outside :)

erarg

carnival-phantasm

jame7t

how many other animals know about truffles. Who dare compete with the pig

#i mean famously dogs do know #theres a little german (?i think) documentary of truffle pigs vs dogs on youtube #basically pigs are Great at finding truffles but also love to eat truffles so u have to grab it fast enough so the pig doesnt eat it #and dogs are slightly less good at sniffing them out but are better and signalling where the truffle is and Not eating it

batmanisagatewaydrug

and what if I told you guys that virtually everyone you ever meet will turn out to be really interesting if you give them a chance

batmanisagatewaydrug

some real miserable fucks in the notes I fear

batmanisagatewaydrug

I'm not even saying you have to talk to every single person you meet. and you're certainly not going to LIKE all of them. but every person does have a rich interior life and complex feelings and unique worldview. sorry.

#it really is fascinating to learn about ppl when you work in an environment where chit chat is like huge #and then also jobs where you go into their houses cuz everyone really has their own little workd and different ways they live!

elisecairo

fred-the-dinosaur

Cat delighted family finally performing normal social grooming, pack bonding and soothing kneading.

cheaphalloweencostume

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

cheaphalloweencostume

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

cheaphalloweencostume

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

aninals

just hallucinated only the bottom right panel and started giggling and decided i wanted to find the real thing to laugh about it again. and i couodnt so i had to go into my boyfriends dms and ask them if "do you have truckparts"

grimoiremanifest

gonna be so real i did not realize the bottom was about purchasing and shipping automobile parts. I thought they were straight up intending to kill and dismantle the UPS truck like some auto mechanic apex predator.

theonion

Suddenly appearing at the lectern after emerging from a hole in the floor, a limbless, slippery Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced at a White House press conference Friday that “becoming an eel is a sign of good health.” “Big Pharma may have brainwashed people to think otherwise, but a healthy human body should be one long, even tube with a fin running down its back,” said the health and human services secretary, who warned that the average American child is now so full of chemicals and preservatives that they no longer secrete enough protective mucus to cover their skin.

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