aaron is actually the realest person ever imagine you just want to be a doctor but to do it you have to play this ridiculous sport you don’t even care about and your brother murdered your mum and is now dating the harbinger of death and your girlfriend is stunning and said brother wants to murder her so you have to keep her on the dl and oh also you’re on trial for murder and youve got med school debt PILING up and now your brother and his redheaded demon are speaking russian and everybody is gay and also you’re five foot tall











