Suuuhhh

Sometimes the only choices you have are bad ones, but you still have to choose.

[kermitlesbian]

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

[kermitlesbian]

[aaronthelost]

All I can do sometimes is cry, is this really all there is for me?

[imperviousthot]

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[cyberpunkboytoy]

So there's the idea of "kitchen table poly," AKA "everyone in the polycule needs to be able to sit at a kitchen table together and get along like friends."

One of my roommates just came up with a counter idea, which is "poker table poly." Everyone in the polycule must be enemies. No one is allowed to get too chummy or they're kicked out. They all also likely owe eachother money.

[lesbx]

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

[lesbx]

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

[lesbx]

Can we not victim blame

[maxknightley]

has anyone noticed that working for a living sucks ass

[sivavakkiyar]

never thought about it

[fairycosmos]

the thing about being alone is that it’s so peaceful and freeing and cool apart from the evenings you descend into literal hell

[devious-buffoon]

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[missinyouiskillingme]

I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up.

[spamton]

You're telling me a ginger bred this man?

[atombombtom]

this post actually made me consider my mortality. i am going to die one day oh my god

[spamton]

good evening?

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[bogleech]

This is a lupin III episode whose English dub title was “but your brother was such a nice guy”

[unclerippuascension]

let’s go back to the vampire twin sister of jesus christ for a second i havent fully processed that part yet

[grimeclown]

Mistakenly touched my weenor after crushing up a chili pepper for my Ramen honestly not as painful as one would expect more of a gentle heat much like the pleasant burn of cayenne in a spiced coffee or even much like . A chili crushed up in a bowl of delicious Ramen. Much food for thought

[collaredbottom]

I hate this website

[collaredbottom]

Like come on dude, you couldn't torture this information out of me

[grimeclown]

And does the honeybee begrudge the cow its willingness to part with its milk? Our differences enrich our experience of this beautiful world.

[collaredbottom]

"I masturbated with a pepper"

"Wtf"

[Socratean poetry]

[grimeclown]

I don't need to take this from you tumblr user collaredbottom

[thememedaddy]

[drops-of-universe]

can i come over and do this

[wingdingle]

[c-130jsuperhercules]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

An interloper from a more ignorant time....... He would not understand this world......

[xylocopae]

if it doesn’t feel like this when you discuss media with your friend then you’re not doing it right

[gumy-shark]

this is also acceptable

[motherish]

#sushi and me sjejejansjaj

just 2 peas in a pod 🥰