Lavender Nightmares

Yo. It’s Lavender. ♈️ 30 . She/They. Bisexual. Witch. Aspiring Old Cat Lady. Stoner. Pastel-Goth. Anxious and Sleepy. If we are mutuals please feel free to kiss me on the mouth. Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/bbcutie1

[bunniroberts]

hello I am just seeing this picture and i am not okay.

[dollsonlyhurt]

this is my original daddy. i am a shared whore between evan peters, shawn hatosy, and norman reedus.

[alltoowsll]

EVAN PETERS in Ariana Grande's "We Can't Be Friends" Music Video

[theehorsepusssy]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

chinese high-end business war by 双面笑笑

[cheesencrackersinprison]

I want this as a long ass show where every episode's this

[elliegoose]

my potion #MyPotion

[exit-running]

per The Chart, this is a "Hell at the Bell":

[jackapediablog]

This is easily the most enduring thing I've ever made. Godspeed funny little jpeg. See you again soon

[stormmyk]

People saw this and chose the boring windows we have now…

[thebitchwhobreaks-s]

"Is squirt pee" brother who CARESSSSSS. Worst case scenario u made a woman feel so good she pissed herself how is that a net negative to your image

[red-mercer]

Opening myself up here but I don't think that's actually a thing that happens outside of hentai

Like, the muscles that contract during orgasm aren't the ones that push pee out

I mean, it's also the reason some of you people think aphrodisiacs are a real class of drug

[red-mercer]

It's been six hours and nobody's gone "this idiot never made someone piss" so I am taking this as vindication

[relelvance]

Y'all watch him I'll be right back

[blackarachnya]

[housegoblin]

my friend

[captainobviois]

Did I get it all?

[xiranjayzhao]

yeah pretty much

[killmurderfuck]

my dads response could not have been better

[killmurderfuck]

important addition

[flankout]

tee hee

[nesofuyu-deactivated20240825]

tee hee

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 8

[mysecretlittletmblr]

You gotta watch this one the whole way through.

[girlnephew]

[dogpuppy]

[adamicecold3000]

[greelin]

still love this gif more than anything

[l-a-l-o-u]

sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language