Honestly, What The Fuck

Aaron. 24. CT.

[thebootydiaries]

first donut pic, feeling kinda shy please be kind

[dadsquart]

wouldn’t it be insane if you took a picture of your foot squished down into the middle of the donut, covered in frosting and sprinkles, with frosting squishing out btween ur toes lmao could you iamgine 

unless........

[thebootydiaries]

huh

[thebootydiaries]

sir hello ?

[dadsquart]

haha wow dang so I guess you imageied huh haha

but I’m totally not into that stuff jajaja weeeeiiiiiirrrrrrddddd

but liek just imagine some of the frosting and sprinkles like squishing up onto your toe though hahahaaaa ::embarassed emoji::

[thebootydiaries]

aight

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[mens-rights-activia]

Y’all be saying “world heritage post” to anything but this is actually what a a UNESCO world heritage post looks like

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[aliiiiiiice]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[averruncusho]

Am I having a fucking stroke

[thefloatingmage]

what the fuck was that

[blurrymango]

World heritage post.

[dashaibo]

Here’s a great explanation as to the psychology behind posts like this

[movingscastles-deactivated20210]

[fuggmuff]

The funniest moment of 2020 was hands down when Trump got diagnosed with COVID and the google searches for crab rave spiked into the ionosphere

[mishastoesies]

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

[oleskyfm]

[oleskyfm]

[plantanarchy]

[danbutt]

[chipthekeeper]

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

[thegoldengals]

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

[chipthekeeper]

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

[truestarvoyager]

by indg0

[skarchomp]

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

[bananahomo]

jealousy isn’t the way bro

[ankle-beez]

why did they SOUND LIKE THAT

[weloveshortvideos]

savage

[icodeforlove]

“hey officer, would you like to buy some marijuana”

[blynxee]

I wanted to immortalize the best moment in gravity falls on my blog

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

BBQ

blease be quiet

[phineas-and-herb]

this is the funniest scene in the whole show

[jareckiworld]

Sergey Shablavin  —  Space   (oil on canvas, 2007)