[ahollowyear]

[class-struggle-anarchism]

*maintains composure while standing to silently salute a lonely but determined babybel as it tumbles down an abandoned hillside in the dim hush of the breaking dawn

[onlytwitterpics]

[nonbinary-adhd]

(op's caption) "pov: my adhd"

[thegoodvybe]

[theannoyingalien]

Clone High is a lot funnier if you take the clones and photoshop the actual faces of the people they’re cloned from onto them

[indeciscion]

You ever look at a fandom you’re not in from afar and feel like a nuclear missile just grazed the side of your head

[antisisyphus]

why the fuck would i check my email, thats where the fucking emails are

[iamnotheretoamuseyou]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[alwaysbewoke]

[oldboxofbarbsstuff]

Me playing Pokemon 10 years ago:

Oh man if only pokemon was real I WOULD BE THE VERY BEST my fucking overlevelled team of 6 dragons eats these pussy-ass NPC youngsters for breakfast, I would be a fucking GODDESS among men, I would tame the fiercest legendaries of every region and scale the ranks of every league and maybe one day when I’m older even settle down somewhere and open my own gym-

Me playing pokemon now:

Dude how amazing would it be to just. .. own a tiny house somewhere near the Kalos flower fields. Have my Poliwrath help me water my crops. I wish I could wake up and comb my alolan Dugtrio’s mane before I start the day…. My Sunfloras may not be that great in battle but look how happy they are, greeting the first morning light…!

Hey is that a young trainer coming this way? His team looks tired, I bet one of my freshly-baked Tropius banana pies could heal ‘em right up… he’ll probably need this TM more than I do, too…

[siderealsandman]

you either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the NPC

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[relahvant]

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

[heyitskasagain-deactivated20200]

how does wine DO what it DOES. I feel sexy. I feel relaxed. I wanna take off my pants and kiss.

[marissaai]

its the Grape

[koracs]

It's Dionysus

[ofthefog-deactivated20220221]

Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

does anyone on this godforsaken website ever think before they speak

[butchniqabi]

i swear to god some of yall think racism is just "(some) white people being big meanies :(((" and not a dehumanizing, murderous system that infects quite literally every aspect of our society

[equius]

Why do you even care about trans women? You're not even one of them.