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📌| 18+ | MINORS BEGONE Lou-Cid | 30 | He/Him | Bi trans guy [About Me]

Queer, morose, pervy, anxious. Hallucinogen enthusiast. Here for funnies and perchance to commune with other online freaks. This blog has no particular theme, just posting whatever tickles me. Frequently nsfw. If I'm not your cup of tea just block don't talk. ✌️

Imagine feeling your fist, thrown full force, connect with his oily tangerine flesh. That's probably all it would take at this point.

#WHAP!!!!!

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i need personal mp3 player culture to come back. take my paw we can make a better world

hemipenal-system

you dont even need to be an audiophile. its ok if you can't tell the difference between an mp3 and a flac. its actually probably better for you if you can't because you can have way more music if you don't care about the compression. but you can own your music. you can listen to it without wifi or cell service, anywhere you want. you can put a bunch of cute stickers or art on your player. you can listen to music without being distracted by the internet. you can use a computer to copy files from a cute girl's mp3 player onto yours and then you can think of her every time you hear it. you can sit in a laundromat and share a pair of earbuds while you listen to that Russkaja song she likes and you don't know any of the words to. there is a better world out there for you and all you have to do is say yes

#I still have my nano. I've just never accepted that she died #I was rly like “maybe I'll get it working again someday”#my best friend in high school fr

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It's fucked up that you can contract "good night" to "g'night" just fine but it if you try to do the same for "good luck" it sounds like you're throating the person you're talking to tip-to-base

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Ween: The Mollusk (1997)

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wtf the Backrooms was actually good

#I was so ready to clown on it for being an internet fad-based hollywood cash grab #but that shit was everything I've ever wanted in a horror movie #loucidtxt

I'm ngl I kinda miss caring about things.

#I only exist #loucidtxt

thecryptkeeper

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

just vacuum'd up a vagillion fleas

#these fuckin cats #I love them but it's all their fault #loucidtxt