@abbemai - Tumblr Blog

i go on bluesky until the liberals piss me off, i go on tumblr until the communists piss me off, i go on twitter until the bitchy reactionary girls and gays piss me off

greebledgoblin

bluesky post: we need to stick it to the DICKtator in chief by funding my new ttrpg zine

tumblr post: sexual assault is only traumatic if you have a puritanical view of sex

twitter post: sorry if this isnt woke but the fat dolls are lowkey not serving

depsidase

2colde

it's thousand yard stare summer

theside-b

cubewaano

do you guys think a shark has ever eaten an ant

ratfuck

yeah one ant couldve crawled on the ceiling at an aquarium and tripped and falled and landed in the big tank full of big ass fish and coincidentally drifted right into the open mouth of a shark just swimming because sharks need to keep moving with their mouths open to breathe or else they’ll die and float belly up at the aquarium and make little kids cry because they think someone just murdered baby shark I think its at least plasable

cubewaano

do you think a shark would like the taste of ants if it could eat enough of them in one bite to taste them

ratfuck

no i dont like the taste when i eat them i dont think they would like the taste if they ate them its probably for real like poison to them idk.

okay

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

balaclava-trismegistus

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

vixvigil

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

vivid-sector

doomscrolling thru the weather app

despazito

lakevida

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

iheartcilia

I would have said clit if I was her

lakevida

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

louisegluckpdf

imagine getting first chair in the band in whiplash and being like fuckkk now i have to sit near the drummer who’s always sweating and spitting and crying and bleeding everywhere