friend: please drink tonight you're so weird when you're sober
me: i promise i'll be regular
friend: okay as long as you promise
me: (zero beers in) (unprompted) the humble mole can dig up to 100x its body weight in soils each day. The humble mole can survive on a single worm for 80 nights. The humble mole can meditate for 1001 moons uninterrupted. The humble mole can forgive.















