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uchigtana

2016 is quite a year

honted

ted cruz is literally an alien making up human idioms and hoping they work im so stressed

wiggle-boy

I looked this up because I didn’t believe but he actually…….did say this

bettedavisgf

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

hipsterbrigadier

I’m a Brit but from what I can tell the U.S. elections will have 3 possible results

1) Bernie Sanders

2) Hillary Clinton

3) The Apocalypse

just-shower-thoughts

Willy Wonka sent out his chocolate bars worldwide, and 5 white kids (4 with first-world problems) still won.

bogleech

To be fair, his goal was apparently to send a stern warning about the evils of entitlement by murdering them in ironic ways.

classicalmonoblogue

Also, the rich, spoiled, first world white kids aren’t presented in the story as having gotten the tickets by chance, the story is very clear that they and their families used their privilege and power to game the system - taking what was initially presented as a random selection and cheating by leveraging their disproportionate resources - wasting mountains of chocolate in pursuit of gold…

wakaflackalypse

Willy Wonka and the Discourse Factoty

british-telly

Yup.

emaryllis

summary of britain :

-elaine the pain -dave just saved money on his car insurance and now he feels epic -carpet right -woolies -dfs sales -raven -the “I like old movies,” match.com couple -sick one m8 -wanker -losing ur nandos virginity -bogies!!! -such fun -vicky pollard -greggs amirite?????? -top notch banter -there ain’t no party like an sclub party -feeling out of place wearing trackies in waitrose -lad points -should’ve gone to specsavers -jezza kyle (ledge) -webuyanycar.com -the isle of fernandos -d of fucking e

lchnss

waiting for a reply then realizing it’s been your turn for like eight years.

evincibly

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it

beyoncebeytwice

characters in a movie after dating for a 2 weeks: i love you i cant live without you me: what the fuck? what the fuck

funnystories

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

khanos-deactivated20170219

I love robbery and fraud

pupu-platter

amorverde

i am both the concerned mother and idiot baby of the friend group like i will hound everyone for not wearing jackets in the cold and i’ll keep snacks 4 ppl in my bag but they have 2 stop me from trying 2 chug an entire bottle of cîroc