fyr

he/him/ms. jackson if you're nasty. 30 something. Views my own, except for reblogs, which are someone else's views that I'm churning for attention.

[grawly]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Society should forgive the occasional diva moment

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[c3po]

shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my titties hitting the bars in my minecraft jail )  let me out! let me outtttt!

[screenshotsofdespair]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

[dogpuppy]

[charl0ttan]

[thinkingabout-girls]

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

[ouppygirlcity]

[nem23]

[internetslug]

I need you to mix all the chemicals under your sink to defeat the heartless

[ammit420]

no condoms i jus superglue my dick shut #nutfortress

[mosoli]

im still laughing at this

[teathattast]

[abuu2go]

(via フレディ・マーキュリー並みのパフォーマンスを披露するニャンコが激写される｜Jタウンネット)

[noelle-ism]

[detrea]

remember when vests with a tiddie zipper were a thing?

not irl, obvi, but like on twitter and here with lil "draw x wearing this" prompts

[approximately-infinite]

You know each time I watch this clip I think to myself like wow it really does look like it’s from some vintage gay porno for a second