fyr

he/him/ms. jackson if you're nasty. 30 something. Views my own, except for reblogs, which are someone else's views that I'm churning for attention.

[thedogeveryonehates]

Sam Melvick

smash

[thedogeveryonehates]

If I saw this man on growlr

You bet your ass we're dry humping in the walk-in pantry

[slechterick]

the videogame industry will see their own foot and be like is anybody else gonna shoot this and not wait for an answer

[playwrongs]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

[akashicrecord]

I'm Scared Dot Com

[akashicrecord]

Forward Slash Girl Help

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[cheddar-baby]

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[lokaror]

Everyones had that moment where your fucking the hamburger and you wish it was a cheeseburger instead.

[orcboxer]

you think that's hamburger you're fucking now?

[lokaror]

[catasters]

[radwolf76]

[someoldjokes]

From The New Anecdota Americana, 1944

[princessparfaiti]

diversity win! this farmer is poly

[polyamorousmood]

from NINETEEN FORTY FOUR

[allsortsoffuckedup]

Hey hey, as a librarian, can I just say don’t pace yourself at the library. I get a lot of customers saying “oh I shouldn’t get too many books out at once” but like you should!!!! Max out your card, take everything we have on a subject you’re interested in, make a book fort in your home. We love that shit! It doesn’t matter if you read them or not; just take them for an adventure and bring them back whenever they’re due!

For public libraries, one of the ways we secure funding year to year is lending. Governments don’t want to fund more books if they’re not being used and the way we measure use is by issues. Regardless of whether you read it or not, whether you have it for a day or a month, if you issue it to your library card, we get the stats! It makes the library look good!

Help your local library; get books out even if you know you can’t read them all!

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[theunsubtleknife]

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

[vee-dmsr]

[thedogeveryonehates]

gay porn acting is unmatched

[rosesarebloodorange]

this is a real conversation on any public transit

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[cat-goo]

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.