Cool Kid

I haven’t really used this account since middle school

[wrenchswango]

im a little bit drunk right now but i’m laughing my ass off because wallace is literally the most sexless being ever brought into creation look at him

on a fuck scale of 0 to 10 he is easily a -30. he is nothing. he is a man in a sweater vest who eats cheese. he’s like a mormon fantasy.

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

What did Wallace ever do to hurt you this badly he’s just tryna make the world a better place with his inventions and you come for him like this

[phillip-bankss]

[dreamameme]

[teegzz-deactivated20170105]

Damn tinkle winkle got deep

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

Isn’t that Po?

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

Does it matter?

[squidbot-deactivated20161114]

does anything matter anymore…

[gettingintoknives]

i dont wanna be a “student” i wanna be a sleep

[wartortles-deactivated20180708]

el tigre es pequeño y gordo

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

[highkey-potato-deactivated20230]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

[fourteen--steps]

First of all, it’s not nice to take pictures without sourcing them to the photographer. Which is doubly important because if you had you would have found the rest of Paul Wiggin’s photos of this sumatran tiger cub from the Chester Zoo and and used this one instead, which is objectively 10x better in every way

[ladywiltshire-deactivated202106]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO Y ENOJADO

[frederick-the-ii]

Adding more photos of this tiny and fat and aNGRY boi

[ampervadasz]

Menő

[forgotten-sea-god]

[aymmichurros]

percy jackson had some fucken nerve at 12 yrs old like. not only he sliced Medusa’s head, but he also shipped it to olympus and wrote down his name and “best wishes” like… he Did that

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[thebootydiaries]

pumpkins: nice

those tiny little mini pumpkins. the small ones. you know what i’m talkin’ about: Really Nice

[moved--to--a--new--blog-deactiv]

[fadedputa-deactivated20151203]

If i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly id have 0 dollars bitch what u thought lmao

[memethiefsteve]

[heartbeatemoji]

this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear

[alurdunfinn]

I’m laughing entirely out of fear

[everydaylouie]

ghost choir 👻 🎵

[teacupfulofstarshine]

I DID NOT THINK ANYTHING COULD TOP GHOST DUET

I WAS WRONG

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO BE WRONG IN ALL MY LIFE

[joner]

me, laying on top of my significant other: hey

[urbanxdivinity]

What pleases u in bed?

sleep

[spectrology]

kid in a cartoon: (breaks their piggy bank to get the money)

me:

[coolman229]

[angelrinisadork]

Bless Stranger Things for remembering THERE ARE PLUGS/CORKS ON THE BOTTOM OF PIGGY BANKS SO STOP BREAKING THEM

[obviousplant]

Sounds delicious

[we-kant-even]

*reading the iliad*

Fuck this happened in Percy Jackson