[nachosforfree]

I'm obsessed with this tweet

[dsmsix]

“hamsters are not, in fact, euthanized by being exploded with lasers”

[rockstarrcherry]

[coolxatu]

shout out to bagels. a well timed bagel has changed my life at least 3 times

[glumshoe]

Years ago I saw a Lord of the Rings display at Barnes and Noble that included a Hallmark-style greeting card with Frodo on the front and inside text that read: “We set out to save the Shire, Sam. And it has been saved. But not for me.”

And I have been thinking about that card ever since, desperately wishing I had bought it, and wondering what the fuck kind of occasion would warrant a card featuring that sentiment.

[queerfarmgremlin]

weirdly enough, i have actually been the recipient of that exact card. it was a birthday card from someone who knew i loved lotr but didn’t really know much about the actual movie, but i feel like she should’ve been clued into the ‘wtf’ vibe from the incredibly agonized face frodo is making on the front of the card. 

[glumshoe]

If you still have that card… I would do anything to see a photo of it. You can cover up the personalized message, but I really, really, really want to see proof that this card existed and was not the product of my overactive imagination.

[queerfarmgremlin]

@glumshoe I FOUND IT!!

I’d forgotten just how close to death Frodo looks on the front, not to mention Sam’s agonized face and the very odd stylistic choice of including the Ring instruction and the Eye of Sauron in the background. who the hell is the target audience for this?

[glumshoe]

Fuck!!!! It’s so much better than I remembered!

[elodieunderglass]

What sentiment is this supposed to CONVEY

[forthegothicheroine]

#depression announcement

via @bluestockingbaby

[novelconcepts]

Also please let’s discuss the Other Tai of it all, because this is important to me. She isn’t evil. It’s incredibly important to understand she isn’t evil. She’s hungry. She’s hungry for all the things that kept Taissa alive in the woods. She IS the thing that kept Taissa alive in the woods, in her own way. She was the very essence of nature. She was dirt and trees and need. What kept Tai alive out there? Food. Meat. Van. What does Other Tai naturally gravitate toward, trying to steer Taissa toward the things she needs? Food. Meat. Van. That political career? Theater. That family polished to a shine? Facade. What really matters, when everything else is shorn away? Food. Meat. Van. Base impulse. First loves and full bellies. She isn’t evil. She’s trying to keep Tai fed and alive, as she always has. It just comes at such a terrible cost.

[fairytwles]

rest in peace Mr.“fuck them kids” you were a real one

[catchymemes]

[hellboys]

Nick Offerman Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions –WIRED, 2020

[tarotwise]

[redandbluebracket]

This might be my favorite submission so far

[normal-horoscopes]

A LITTLE BIT OF FEAR AT NEW EXPERIENCE IS A SIGN OF GROWTH. MONOTONY IS DEATH BEFORE DEATH AND THE UNEXPECTED IS A BLESSING. ANYWAY, SORRY I CARBONATED YOUR BLOOD, THE SPELL WASN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.

[nucleariguana]

ok cool what do you want at wendy's

[normal-horoscopes]

FROSTY

[retrogamingblog2]

[transvampirerights]

[thecooler]

[whaleinwhite]

[beeefy]

[dearly]

WEAKNESS IS THE BRAND

[moist-astronaut]

the three genders are girl, bestie, and king

[fullmetalballchemist-deactivate]

[cataclysminrepose]

there’s something inherently romantic about being so fucking familiar with an album that you can catch every minute change from a breath somewhere new to a lengthened vowel and what it all boils down to is fearless was a formative album for me and it always will be and i love revisiting it in such a wonderful way

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]