[homophobla]

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

[phoenix-theurge]

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

[captain-price-returns]

[that-vexaholic-cryptid]

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[hotcrossedfangs]

[bonesbeetle]

[minotauri]

ocean sounds for those of you who need it

[snakepyre]

thanks i made a little painting about it

[finally-found-some-fudge-to-buy]

Simon showing up to the Hail Mary half dead and drenched in blood:

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[kyleehenke]

these are basically turning into my video diaries

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[louisegluckpdf]

obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.

[rockshitty]

I never get tired of this video. The comedic density is off the fucking charts.

[filthburger]

[suispiria]

lately I’ve been Overcome With Emotion

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[throathole]

A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal ✍🏻

[anakipanti]

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event