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hes so unbelievably fucking cute i cant

#OUUUUURGHHHHHHWAHHHHHHHWEUGWHUEHEHELELE

No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny

teslacoils-and-hubris

posts that are significantly funnier with timestamps. what the fuck was i doing on christmas posting this

#you know who else could be that

gorae443

been drawing a lot of 🌼🌻🌷🌼☘️🍀🌼🌼 stuff lately

#deltarune

attackjester

how it genuinely feels to have someone who agrees with your somewhat niche stances on a character

sunnfl0w3rr

mutuals if I like your vent post I promise I’m acknowledging your post and sending happy thoughts and hoping your ok bc I don’t know what to say and I promise I’m not happy you’re in pain

realised i can probably post random OC thoughts/musings now. hmm

#just realised i can draw a red circle around my guitar bruh #will i actually do it? maybe not. but maybe it would alleviate telling one person every idea that crosses my brain lmfao

roachie-paradise

hey ym... dear mutuals and non mutuals alike. would you perhaps consider commissioning me? its safe to say the heatwave has been harsh,, and i cant really get a job for reasons (heatwave that gave me a heat stroke yesterday, disability, the fact i will not see that money for a WHILE)

so! starting at 20 usd, im offering to draw YOU a roachie drawing, !!! contact through discord (roachieparadise on discord) or tumnblr dms, all proceeds go to the "let roachie have a fucking say in the matter of ANYTHING" fund

examples below,!

sillydeimos

doc selling the status quo to one direction

#madness combat #really good I giggled

redstonedust

Idk if your the right person to ask but today in class there was a girl flirting with me so im wondering if i should shoot my shot or not

NO!!!! never shoot your shot and never flirt with anybody again.

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fractale-circuit

Wandering the Nevadean desert, there's a chance you may come across a man in a shoddily constructed wooden shack.

They'll beckon you closer and ask that you take a good look at what they have for sale. Does anything catch your eye? It's very reasonably priced, and if it's not reasonable enough for you they're open to bartering. The poster beside them even says everything is guaranteed to work.

As you make your purchase, you get a closer look at that poster. The fine print makes you want to withdraw the decision you've made, but it might be too late when they've already pocketed your money and bid you farewell with a sharp-toothed grin. Who was that person they're so concerned about, anyway?

Oh well, nothing to be done about it now. Especially not when you make the foolish decision to not check for that "functionality" until you're a good distance away, and it turns out that the gun you were sold jams on every single shot without fail. That.. sucks. A lot. Even if you barely paid any money for it. Tomorrow you'll go back and try to get a refund for it.

You do go back tomorrow, but you don't get your refund. In fact, you don't get anything at all; that shack, and the man from inside it, is nowhere to be found. You're sure this is the spot and that thing didn't have wheels, in fact it looked like it'd fall apart if the wind blew too hard. How did they just.. vanish? Were they selling scams all day in a get rich quick scheme only to demolish the thing afterwards?

You begin to hear similar stories from others. Weapons not functioning as planned, medicines doing nothing, food tasting of chemicals. You hear opposite stories, too; others got guns that shot further distances than they ever should be able to, cleanly. The lucky bastards.

Asking where they've seen the shop never receives the same answer twice. Somehow they're traveling across the state at inhuman speeds and selling goods in some sort of functional vs. useless roulette. Just who (or maybe what) is this..?

meet my madness oc, kaifman. art by my very talented boyfriend @crimsonquartet.

#WHATTTT AWESOMEEEE i remember you'd mentioned in the past wanting to or had admired character creation in the past #so cool that you've made one!!!!!!!!! and the art that was done is super cutes too ^^#i gotta think of a question to ask .... i giggled a little at the idea that this shack is actually 'one dimensional' - like a cut out from #the front - i think playing hollow knight recently reminded me of that. anyway I HOPE YOU ARE PROUD!! of them and what you #achieved by making a cool little guy. its epic

automatonknight

turned my beloved horrible no good nasty girl into a squid #awesome

#fav #bigs my eyes ohhh my god hello greeb. SMILING SO WIDE THIS SO AAWESOME AND CLEVER FUCCKKKK #i can't get over how you positioned the tentacles to imitate retcon's hair i'm gonna flip SO FUCKING CLEVERRRGHGHAGHHH!!!!!!!!#maybe an insane overreaction but idk these sort of inspired choices make me go WOW! it genuinely looks like a well-translated inkling #hairstyle while also perfectly maintaining the core shapes of retcons hair even down to the undersides being shown on the “turned up” parts #i LOVEEE its open chest patterned shirt they go so well with the stark black shorts and boots (BIG FAN) and the overall palette has an #absolutely immaculate colour and detail ratio that's complemented by the black undershirt and the inkling eye markings #then the red accents of its 'tail' contrasted with the finger and hair gradients and eyes and opposing lens - with blue to round out #over top retcon's iconic green which is REALLY HARD to pull off but it looks wonderful in this design. and i can't get over how the tail is #a little attachment on the belt that is so clever #AND THE EARRINGS TOOO WEEUUUUAAAAAA!!!#also the lineless style looks super good here especially with how you stylised the boot shine and splayed out its fingers. perfect #you should one hundy billyon percent be proud its an amazing design!!!!!

awesomebutunpractical

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

#fav #forgot to tag because this is the realest to ever real goddamnit

maxxie-or-smth

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

devicecontact

OugggOuaghjhh

#awwwww soooo kittyt sooawwwwww love a nice pet so oh so cute cute awgwwgggggggg #dressing them up in tomodachi life sso awesome i aughhhggg so cute forever

childsacrifice

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

automatonknight

#fav #cheered so loud it broke the atmosphere

automatonknight

id: a stylized, digital painting of robo-ky from guilty gear. he’s shown from his head to a little below the shoulders, facing the viewer and holding a tangerine in front of his face, which obscures it partially. he’s wearing a white button up with the sleeves rolled up. the background shows trees, a blue but slightly cloudy sky and the sun in the upper right corner. end id

#fav #EEEEEEEEEEEEWOW

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